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ONA Goes To Worldcon!
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What the fuck are these photoshoots about? He's a ghoulish pedo awkwardly holding a camera larping as a photographer. I hope his plane home crashes.
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He has a total of about 11 teeth
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That's the last thing many children have seen. Horrifying.
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I'd be fine with that as long as your corpse is littering the pathway behind me when I do, deal?
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just print out your posts and make me read them and i'll shoot myself.
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I could've sworn Harlan Ellison considered them bullshit.
I'm almost certain, because Harlan thought almost everything was bullshit.
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Pat sporting a nazi haircut
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To flex about a recent gear upgrade? Looks like the RF 14-35. Could’ve gotten the old EF equivalent plus adapter for way less and used the overage to get an R5 body. Better AF, esp for moving subjects (esp if they are running away from you!)
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How does it do for portraits? Particularly portraits of young children that aren't related to you, either in a bathtub or in upskirt scenarios?
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"after everyone had gotten their book signed"
Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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Pat can't even use a comma correctly in his dedication. Sad!
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I once bought Gilbert Gottfried’s stand up dvd used on Amazon for 1.50 and it was a signed copy.
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They just want his shit gone so they can forget they ever worked with him.
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I'm confused.
It it's a "used" copy of a Patrick S Tomlinson novel shouldn't it be coated with shit and flushed down a toilet?
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Notice the vague wording. He strategically avoids quantifying the number of people that got their books signed. "Everyone who came to my booth to get their books signed had left by that point. Every. Single. Person." That statement applies if there were 1000 or 0. Low IQ attempt at clever wordplay.
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if his books are all severely discounted, is it worth buying a bunch & reselling them with funny signatures / highlighted mistakes?
Imagine if that copy was presented to him already signed to A.S.Talker
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Suspected pedo Jason Sanford continues to dress like a pedo
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