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ONA Goes To Worldcon!

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What the fuck are these photoshoots about? He's a ghoulish pedo awkwardly holding a camera larping as a photographer. I hope his plane home crashes.

To flex about a recent gear upgrade? Looks like the RF 14-35. Could’ve gotten the old EF equivalent plus adapter for way less and used the overage to get an R5 body. Better AF, esp for moving subjects (esp if they are running away from you!)
 
To flex about a recent gear upgrade? Looks like the RF 14-35. Could’ve gotten the old EF equivalent plus adapter for way less and used the overage to get an R5 body. Better AF, esp for moving subjects (esp if they are running away from you!)
How does it do for portraits? Particularly portraits of young children that aren't related to you, either in a bathtub or in upskirt scenarios?
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
"after everyone had gotten their book signed"

Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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"after everyone had gotten their book signed"

Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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Pat can't even use a comma correctly in his dedication. Sad!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
"after everyone had gotten their book signed"

Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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I once bought Gilbert Gottfried’s stand up dvd used on Amazon for 1.50 and it was a signed copy.
 
"after everyone had gotten their book signed"

Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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I'm confused.

It it's a "used" copy of a Patrick S Tomlinson novel shouldn't it be coated with shit and flushed down a toilet? :unsure:
 

BudDickman

"after everyone had gotten their book signed"

Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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Notice the vague wording. He strategically avoids quantifying the number of people that got their books signed. "Everyone who came to my booth to get their books signed had left by that point. Every. Single. Person." That statement applies if there were 1000 or 0. Low IQ attempt at clever wordplay.
 
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