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Boomia is like Arnold in Total Recall, dressed like a fat lesbian in a scooter.
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Boomia is like Arnold in Total Recall, dressed like a fat lesbian in a scooter.
What the fuck are these photoshoots about? He's a ghoulish pedo awkwardly holding a camera larping as a photographer. I hope his plane home crashes.
That's the last thing many children have seen. Horrifying.He has a total of about 11 teeth
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I'd be fine with that as long as your corpse is littering the pathway behind me when I do, deal?As long as it ends up with you shooting yourself I'm in favor
just print out your posts and make me read them and i'll shoot myself.I'd be fine with that as long as your corpse is littering the pathway behind me when I do, deal?
If some asshole like Paul can get two Hugos then it's a worthless award. Some old "famous" books say the author was a Hugo winner on the cover--were they always bullshit?
Pat sporting a nazi haircut“After everyone had already gotten their books signed”
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Really Pat? Why do you still have books next to you if “everyone” already got them?
What the fuck are these photoshoots about? He's a ghoulish pedo awkwardly holding a camera larping as a photographer. I hope his plane home crashes.
How does it do for portraits? Particularly portraits of young children that aren't related to you, either in a bathtub or in upskirt scenarios?To flex about a recent gear upgrade? Looks like the RF 14-35. Could’ve gotten the old EF equivalent plus adapter for way less and used the overage to get an R5 body. Better AF, esp for moving subjects (esp if they are running away from you!)
Pat can't even use a comma correctly in his dedication. Sad!"after everyone had gotten their book signed"
Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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I once bought Gilbert Gottfried’s stand up dvd used on Amazon for 1.50 and it was a signed copy."after everyone had gotten their book signed"
Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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They just want his shit gone so they can forget they ever worked with him.Angry Robot is currently selling Pat's first two books ON DEEP DISCOUNT! (I thought this was a fake account - it's real, nobody touched his books)
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"after everyone had gotten their book signed"
Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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Notice the vague wording. He strategically avoids quantifying the number of people that got their books signed. "Everyone who came to my booth to get their books signed had left by that point. Every. Single. Person." That statement applies if there were 1000 or 0. Low IQ attempt at clever wordplay."after everyone had gotten their book signed"
Reminder that Pat has had ZERO booktube or booktok or instagram tags from readers praising his books. EVER. His Goodreads ratings are few and far between. There are so few of his books in circulation that a friend of his bought a used copy (making him $0) which was signed by him, and he thought that was something to brag about:
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if his books are all severely discounted, is it worth buying a bunch & reselling them with funny signatures / highlighted mistakes?It it's a "used" copy of a Patrick S Tomlinson novel shouldn't it be coated with shit and flushed down a toilet?
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