ONA Goes To Worldcon!

[SFWA liaison]

Hes going to be escorted everywhere he goes now for the rest of his trip by female bodyguards for boomias safety.

Patrick's bodyguard is for Robert's safety, child.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Fatler Youth

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

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Flip flops
Leggings
Sunglasses perched on head

Fish mouth agape
Vandal shoes
Cap on backwards
Fat

I want to Shoryuken Nikki so bad, it's unreal.

He's so fat his eyes are getting chinky but it does look like he's looking off to his left and not at Boomia, WHO'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

 

[Jenna]

Jeanna would NEVER.

He must have had a falling out with her for some unexplained reason, found himself a trendy new stylist who sold him on this cut. It's all the rage with the college kids these days! Then Patrick got so confident with his youthful, trendy haircut he decided to break out the flame dragon shirt and let these zoomers know what real cool looks like.

No wonder Niki attended the conference. To keep those sluts away from the sexiest boy at the science fiction convention.

 

[RickReternal]

Is that his usual flip phone? Looks weird.

 

[RickReternal]

Boomia is in Glasgow!? Be safe Rick!

It’s pretty weird that Boomia ended up being there…

 

[Kurt_Love]

He's definitely contacted Jackie Singh for another convention bomb threat once he saw boomia's tweet

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Welp, he's finally managed to out-faggot himself.

 

[Phish]

The droop on his jowls is actually impressive. His fat cheeks look like they’re melting and are going to just slide right off.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I don't know what's a troll account or what's real anymore

Patposting evolved, much like Chip.

 

[Suetonius]

Pigfoot

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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Pigfoot

Bigfat. The fawken legend is REAL.

 

[SFWA liaison]

backpack looks very heavy from all the unsold books

 

[victor_sanchez]

He looks like a fatter ken burns with that dye job lol

 

[Honoria]

Hugos on Youtube are 20 minutes late and playing hold music. Nice convention, stupid.

Edit: Jesus

 

[Jenna]

Oh shit, the first award went to someone who was disqualified by China last year to make a big "take THAT!" statement.

Paul may just win his first Hugo tonight. I'm pulling for him, maybe it'll pull him out of the lifelong funk that is his life.

 

[Turry]

It’s pretty weird that Boomia ended up being there…

It's incredible.

 

[Jenna]

Leslie's client just won best YA book. Monquill Blackgoose or however you spell that. Can't wait for Leslie's tweets later.

 

[Jenna]

PAUL WINS!
PAUL WINS!
PAUL WINS!

HUGO-AWARD WINNING AUTHOR PAUL WEIMER

 

[Jenna]

He didn't even have a speech prepared!

Yet he has a speech prepared.