ONA Fast Food Wars Volume 1: Pizza Chains

[Cuphead]

Yes I know they're all shit, but if ya had to pick one

 

[guest]

Gonna go with Papa John's as I worked there for several years and can confirm the quality of their ingredients, I always order from them, plus the founder hates niggers

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I went with the Hut as stuffed crust is my shit. I only eat it sporadically as I’m lactose intolerant.

 

[Cuphead]

I went with the Hut as stuffed crust is my shit. I only eat it sporadically as I’m lactose intolerant.

You tried that Big New Yorker? I almost ordered one last night, but Pizza Hut has always stunk when I've had it and I knew it would just make me feel like a fat piece of shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I picked Pizza Hut but it is maybe the greasiest pizza in the world and always either gives me the shits or makes me throw up.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Dominos- Its a serviceable pizza at a fair price. I feel its good compromise of the 4 options. Better than little ceasers and cheaper than pizza hut.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Dominos- Its a serviceable pizza at a fair price. I feel its good compromise of the 4 options. Better than little ceasers and cheaper than pizza hut.

Exactly. Where I live now we have several pizza places that are all inconsistent and only 1 is mostly good. I always know what I'm getting with dominoes, I don't hate it, and never feel ripped off.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Gonna go with Papa John's as I worked there for several years and can confirm the quality of their ingredients, I always order from them, plus the founder hates niggers

I have some bad news for you. He was ousted years ago.

 

[Zombie247]

I'm a Pizza Hut nigga.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

love Papa's garlic butter saw

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Chain pizza places suck but I have fond memories of the Pizza Hut buffet as a child.

 

[Cuphead]

Chain pizza places suck but I have fond memories of the Pizza Hut buffet as a child.

Did you guys have the book program at school too where you got a free personal pizza for reading a certain amount of books?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

You tried that Big New Yorker? I almost ordered one last night, but Pizza Hut has always stunk when I've had it and I knew it would just make me feel like a fat piece of shit.

No sir but it looks PFG

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Did you guys have the book program at school too where you got a free personal pizza for reading a certain amount of books?

I never really went there as a kid because I didnt like their crust and thought square pizzas were gay. The only time I did go was when they had a promo for "streetballs" during the Final Four. I just wanted the ball.

 

[Dog Eater]

Papa John’s: their tomato sauce erodes the roof of my mouth, literally takes a layer of skin off.

Domino’s: used to be so fucking bad that I still haven’t forgiven them

Little Caesar's: never had it, must be in other states

Pizza Hut: it’s ok sometimes I guess

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Did you guys have the book program at school too where you got a free personal pizza for reading a certain amount of books?

Yes and in hindsight I bet that led to a lot of childhood obesity.

 

[Cuphead]

I'm surprised to see all of the Pizza Hut love in this thread. Was always agreed between me and friends to be the worst of the big 3

 

[Jenna]

The only Pizza Hut in my delivery range is fucking god-awful. Once a year I get a hankering for stuffed crust and realize I've made a mistake with the first bite.

I went dominos, their Hawaiian pizza in particular kicks ass.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

little ceasars

that batman pizza was hilarious, and they are the only ones doing stupid shit like that anymore

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Anyone who voted papa johns should get a lead jacket in the back of their skull. If you’re gonna eat dog shit it should at least taste good. I wouldnt feed papa johns to my dog