Old People Hate Thread

[Child..]

So you're gonna Roe Cumia your mom then?

 

[The Talking Dead]

The people who are old now hated old people when they were young. Nice cycle of history, stupids. You’re going to be just like them.

We have the commonality of oldness

 

[Rick Roblinson]

So you're gonna Roe Cumia your mom then?

 

[Toast]

I'm pretty sure I've made a thread in the past about how chronic coughs make me almost homicidally angry. I get that there's literally nothing they can do about it, but like... do something about it for fuck's sake. If it goes on for long enough I will let slip a stifled "shuttheFUCKup".

I do like old people though and they like me. But literally every time I've been at a diner for breakfast I've had to suffer listening to one or multiple of them steadily hacking up phlegm while I'm trying to fucking eat.

Keep a bag of cough drops on you and throw them at people when they cough. That'll teach'em!