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Old People Hate Thread

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I was watching this right wing guy interviewing liberal boomers at a tesla protest and my god its so apparent these old fucks worship the news agencies and their tvs like fucking gods. Cant wait till they are all dead. A full generation of thoughtless drones that have no intelligence but have made more money than I ever will because it was easy for them.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!!
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I'm pretty sure I've made a thread in the past about how chronic coughs make me almost homicidally angry. I get that there's literally nothing they can do about it, but like... do something about it for fuck's sake. If it goes on for long enough I will let slip a stifled "shuttheFUCKup".

I do like old people though and they like me. But literally every time I've been at a diner for breakfast I've had to suffer listening to one or multiple of them steadily hacking up phlegm while I'm trying to fucking eat.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I'm pretty sure I've made a thread in the past about how chronic coughs make me almost homicidally angry. I get that there's literally nothing they can do about it, but like... do something about it for fuck's sake. If it goes on for long enough I will let slip a stifled "shuttheFUCKup".
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Never thought we’d have anything in common.

I’m the same about my Mum’s chronic throat-clearing and coughing that she refuses to get looked at.

Something about the piglike, grunting, unaspirated way she does it sets my teeth on edge and makes me tense enough that I have to get up and walk away.

And I’ve polled and felt out other people to learn they find it disgusting annd annoying as well, but I’m the only one to ever say anything to her face (tactfully, of course)

I suspect she’s got apnea, allergies or inflammation of some kind, but will she fuck do anything about it and spare us all. And it’s hard because I love her otherwise, it’s just this one enraging aspect I have to live with.
 
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Old people just…stink. I can’t even describe what the stench is. It’s just old
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It’s 2-nonenal, a aldehyde produced when sebaceous glands of an ageing body secrete and degrade omega-7 unsaturated fatty acids (increased with age, as antioxidant levels drop), which oxidize on the skin.

Once exposed to air, the acids break down and form a compound that reeks--a greasy, musty mix of mothballs, old sweat and decaying bacteria.

Being an oil/fat, it doesn’t come off the skin with soap & water, and it clings to clothes & furnishings. So you need to use bleaches, acidified or enzymatic or chemical cleansers, and pre-soak laundry (in washing soda or white vinegar) etc.
 
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nasty twp said:
It’s 2-nonenal, a aldehyde produced when sebaceous glands of an ageing body secrete and degrade omega-7 unsaturated fatty acids (increased with age, as antioxidant levels drop), which oxidize on the skin.

Once exposed to the air, the acids break down and form a compound that reeks. a greasy must mix of mothballs, old sweat and decaying bacteria.

Being an oil/fat, it doesn’t come off the skin with soap & water, and it clings to clothes & furnishings. So you need to use bleaches, acidified or enzymatic or chemical cleansers, and pre-soak laundry (in washing soda or white vinegar) etc.
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You're a sebaceous gland.

Faggot!
 
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