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OJ Simpson got away with it

Honestly think of how fucking awesome Juice was.

Knew he made a moral mistake but a man is a man and he was horny- CORRECTED THE MISTAKE. She won't do dat no moe.

Drove an original Bronco which were arguably the coolest vehicles of the era

Trolled the police on camera, basically invented murder porn but never really chimped out on them. Drove around for a bit then surrendered peacefully, breaking all stereotypes.

Got out of prison and didn't do the low iq "I izz be a reformed Christian/Black Muslim now herp derp" bit. Immediately resorted to crime. Got caught but it wasn't really his fault.

Made serious money off of condemning miscegenation via his book.

They praise MLK who was a semi-literate communist controlled by the FBI and a Jewish handler yet they have an actual hero staring them in the face and they shrug their shoulders. Niggers, man.
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
Shit was just such a fucked up situation. Arguably if the Rodney King incident never happened racial tensions wouldn’t have been so stroked and thus allowed the persuasiveness of the defenses “racism” accusations. There were so many people who knew instinctively that OJ did it but still cheered because a black guy escaped the justice system. And of course more than that the prosecutors fucked up and the defense was beyond amazing at twisting and turning shit. I mean they literally had DNA evidence proving OJ was there and still the jury was swayed by the non fitting glove (which we now know didn’t fit due to OJ’s hands swelling from medication and the glove “shrinking” from the blood)

Oh sure, blacks wanted revenge on the LAPD. Nicole and Ron were just casualties.

I watched some of the trial a few years ago. The parts where Barry Scheck grills Dennis Fung, the criminologist for the state, was pretty interesting. Scheck made a lot of good arguments for how the police mishandled DNA evidence. Like, one cop kept the bloody gloves in his car overnight.

He beat Fung so bad in testimony he gave the ching chong Stockholm Syndrome and he shook Scheck's hand afterward, then every memeber of the defense team, and OJ. The prosecutors were sho surpised thery wqent overt to shake his hands too. Weirdest moment of the trial.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
My dad is gonna be dropping a shitload of "HALL OF FAME RUNNINGBACK O.J. Simpson" in the next little bit. My whole life, any time OJ is brought up, he'd remind everyone that he was a hall of famer and was at one point probably the most famous person in the world.

My aunt also had a clumsy black lab that he would only refer to as Nordberg. My dad LOVES O.J. Simpson.
 
My dad is gonna be dropping a shitload of "HALL OF FAME RUNNINGBACK O.J. Simpson" in the next little bit. My whole life, any time OJ is brought up, he'd remind everyone that he was a hall of famer and was at one point probably the most famous person in the world.

My aunt also had a clumsy black lab that he would only refer to as Nordberg. My dad LOVES O.J. Simpson.
For most the world outside America he's the black guy in Naked Gun but only remembered for that car chase and the hoo haa around the trial. NFL isn't a big global sport now and it certainly wasn't whenever he was playing
 
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