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Oh what the fuck?!

Gimli Son Of Gloin

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This is Rachel Dolezal level of racial delusions. She’s really convinced herself she’s Asian yet is fat slob white girl Florida trash. I bet she wears tons of sunscreen with the highest spf / avoids the sun just so she doesn’t tan.
There isn't enough sunscreen in the world to cover that surface area of skin
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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She'd be a spectacle. Everyone would stop and take pictures. Is Japan where she got the idea to put corn on pizza? That just seems like something a white trash Midwesterner would do.
The average height of males in Japan must be like 5’3”. I’m 5’6” on my best day and I was basically an offensive guard compared to them when I traveled out there pre Covid. Picture an entire city filled with guys who are the size of that angry bagel guy.

Maggie would be a spectacle because A) a she’s a big fat slovenly woman, B) she lumbers around, and C) she’d need to order 2 meals (minimum) to satiate her hunger.

For her to say she’s a Japanese woman is ridiculously offensive to the lovely and kindhearted women who are actually Japanese.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
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Various and sundry Slavs probably, right? Bosnians and whatnot. They’re not white, they’re more a post-industrial light grey but somehow still count.
allah akbar's are nonwhite.

MM Krill's DNA is more blubbery cetacean than any ethnic group.

Dan, that's barely funny so no explanation required.
 
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Pig used to live in FL and claims to have trained Aikido.

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I bet he and Mmm Krill huffed and puffed on each other for a couple of minutes before declaring themselves masters and getting ice cream.
‘then tie you in a knot like a bow’ Or file a lawsuit. Whenever I think about Tomlinson backing down from this fight I always think of that SNL skit with Will Ferrell as James Lipton being chased by Billy Bob Thornton.
 
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