Oh man. You want east or west wing room?

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

And just a regurgitation of funnier and more concise observations made by the folks here.


It almost looked like a Surrealist architectural experiment in parts, with pointless columns, random open spaces, and all kinds of uncanny valley misaligned and mismatched features and rooms. It's as if they asked a really shitty AI to design a house.

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"Let's get a portal with a neo-Classical lintel but let's also incorporate the stairs into it in the ugliest way possible and have it block half the fucking entrance and view."

What the fuck is a neo-Classical lintel? WTF is a lintel? You're a homo for knowing that word

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

It’s so embarrassing he called it a “compound”. It’s a large ugly house on a tiny .3 acre lot.

Pretty standard upper-middle class house built in the 80s or 90s. There are thousands of these in a ring around each major city in Texas.

 

[Chive Turkey]

What the fuck is a neo-Classical lintel? WTF is a lintel? You're a homo for knowing that word

Nigga, it's one of the most basic terms in construction along with 'beam'. If you've ever built a structure with openings in it that isn't intended for dogs or birds, odds are it has a lintel in it. Clearly you never have, ya pansy.

by Merriam-Webster definition, a lintel is a load-bearing member

See, nothing gay about it at all!

 

[nasty twp]

And just a regurgitation of funnier and more concise observations made by the folks here.


It almost looked like a Surrealist architectural experiment in parts, with pointless columns, random open spaces, and all kinds of uncanny valley misaligned and mismatched features and rooms. It's as if they asked a really shitty AI to design a house.

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"Let's get a portal with a neo-Classical lintel but let's also incorporate the stairs into it in the ugliest way possible and have it block half the fucking entrance and view."

This resembles a Sims house.

Or one of the Desperate Housewives sets, Bree's fussy-aspirant retro showhome specifically--I remember her lambasting her evil gay son on a stairway and in a living room just like this.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Has anyone mentioned the bathroom right next to the fancy dining room?

 

[CompoundBasement]

Has anyone mentioned the bathroom right next to the fancy dining room?

Imagine Big A dropping deuces while you're eating at that table. The shitter's door would be open because Big A couldn't fit in there with the door closed.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Imagine Big A dropping deuces while you're eating at that table. The shitter's door would be open because Big A couldn't fit in there with the door closed.

I can’t st st st stop the toilet

 

[DMbA]

2005-era TVs and PS2s,

It's so fucking funny that he got all those Xbox 360s in every room

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It's so fucking funny that he got all those Xbox 360s in every room

That dusty, never used Godfather office, with the old XP desktop and monitor, that he likely never used. The whole house was set up specifically for scenarios that never would or never could happen.