filming a movie in Serbia... of the fucking machine story.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Oh FFS! Burt Kreischer is...
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Shirtless! Hahaha holee shit!
Based on a completely made up story
isnt he a little too old to play the part?
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Where the fuck is my Zyklon? Fuck!
This is the guy who was treated like a bitch by Jay Mohr. He slapped him and stole his material.
If he were a gentile he'd be bussing a table right now with his shirt on.
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When you find out they're filming that fat hack's "life story" in your town.
Seriously, hasn't that region been through enough? The NATO bombings were less tragic and humiliating than this.
Seriously, hasn't that region been through enough? The NATO bombings were less tragic and humiliating than this.
This will help Porsalin's documentary on the dumb lummox. Once other comedians find out he'll be getting undue success, they'll crawl out of the woodwork to shit-talk him.
This is the wrong Serbian Film for him
It genuinely baffles me; the sheer amount of people - particularly in the YouTube comments - who unabashedly believe and defend this story.
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"Epic fanny pack, Bert! It's like really big or sumthin. Tss tss." 3 thousand people liked that comment. Man I hate Facebook.Nice fannypack, stupid.
"There are pics to prove it"Nice fannypack, stupid.
Nobody is refuting that he was there, stupid. There's NO proof about the bullshit "Machine" story - and there never will be. THAT'S the bone of contention.
Damn I hate that fat fuck.
That's the BIT!!!