Oh Danny Boy...

[Guest]

@ChicopeeChip turning out to be some 200 IQ hyperrascal who's been impersonating some random guy for over a decade to pull a Count of Montecristo would be the most buttfuckingly bizarre plot twist imaginable, which is why I'm hoping badly that's the case.

It would be incredible. Maybe it’s a guy he went to school with or something

 

[guest]

It would be incredible. Maybe it’s a guy he went to school with or something

Hey Dan would you mind doing me a favor? I need to pretend to be you on some podcast, nobody really hears it, cool?

 

[Matt from Tinder]

Those eyebrows have to be shopped.

I just spent the last two hours going through this thread and was shocked that nobody brought up the eyebrows until page 40. Dan and his ex-wrestler wife have some extremely unsettling eyebrows.

 

[guest]

A very real possibility. "Dan Mullen's" LinkedIn read like a clumsy appropriation of bits and pieces Dan dropped on the podcast. The college, the screenwriting minor, the conversational Portuguese etc.

He also mentioned passing the S7 but basically being relegated to selling data collection software at this point. To go from any kind of level of commission-based broker (low level considering his purported education) to flogging bargain basement Amway in the space of a decade would be a humiliation not worth stating publicly.

I had a S7 a while ago. I was the smartest and most educated person in the office by far and I was one of the worst. It’s a sales job like any other, you don’t have to actually know shit. I was probably one of the few people there who could actually do an analysis of a company but it didn’t mean shit.

 

[RobertMewler]

I had a S7 a while ago. I was the smartest and most educated person in the office by far and I was one of the worst. It’s a sales job like any other, you don’t have to actually know shit. I was probably one of the few people there who could actually do an analysis of a company but it didn’t mean shit.

Sal the Stockbroker passed the S7. It's certainly not about smarts.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Please do your magic @chocolatehellhole!

nice brazilian tranny wife, stupid

 

[BUBBLER]

I promised the extra retarded fat pic earlier.

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How dare he call boomia's son fat

 

[captain_kamala]

i love his collection of tacky hawaiian shirts. reminds me of my dad.

 

[BUBBLER]

I wager he's plotting his comeback angle.

He'll have to really pull something big on Pat for that to work.

 

[BUBBLER]

"This is a bit between Dan and @Tony! He doesn't actually make his wife clean toilets for a living!"

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Clean the house, then fuck the client

 

[guest]

He'll have to really pull something big on Pat for that to work.

Murder-suicide?

 

[BUBBLER]

Unless he’s lying on his linked in he would make a pretty good income. North of 150k I would think unless his company pay super low.

maybe he has bad spending habits tho. Like buying thousands of dollars of gear for a double digit viewer podcast

Mail order brides ain't cheap

 

[guest]

It would be incredible. Maybe it’s a guy he went to school with or something

I actually do this bit. I have used the name of a faggot from college online since the day I graduated, including using his name on political subs that I know he doesn't agree with like the Donald. Once I tweeted him about it from a Block And Report Cyber aTalker account and he privated all his shit. Going on ten years being "Greg" online.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Murder-suicide?

Murdering our lolcow, whether it’s from getting him to kill himself by listening to NPS, or having his wife beat him up, will only make things worse for him.

 

[Snake]

Mail order brides ain't cheap

Hey Sweater. You mean ordering a brown wife from a rainforest in your 40s is a sign of a midlife crisis? NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

 

[guest]

Murdering our lolcow, whether it’s from getting him to kill himself by listening to NPS, or having his wife beat him up, will only make things worse for him.

Oh literal Gay Faggot!

 

[Guest]

i love his collection of tacky hawaiian shirts. reminds me of my dad.

I agree about this. It’s a good look

 

[ChildSpitTake]

How dare he call boomia's son fat

Just because he's also a fat fuck doesn't mean he's blind

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Oh literal Gay Faggot!

You called me.

That’s an Opie and Anthony reference.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That’s an Opie and Anthony reference.

Who?