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Official Real Thanksgiving Thread

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Zombie247

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Happy Thanksgiving my brothers. God bless America.
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Former Prez Gerald Ford

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FAGGOT Canada wishes we'd add them as a 51st state but FUCK THAT we'd rather be nuked before strapping ourselves to their retardation
If the US and Canada were Baldwin brothers the US would be Alec and Canada would be Stephen… a slightly retarded relative coasting off our accomplishments, trying to do a cheap imitation of us by stealing our holidays and traditions.

You’re not Alec, Canada. You’re not even William. You’re at a casting call to play a decaying corpse on the 26th season of Law and Order SVU while we’re gunning down cinematographers for fun on a multi-million dollar production that’s self-funded. We’re having fun and you HATE that
 

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If the US and Canada were Baldwin brothers the US would be Alec and Canada would be Stephen… a slightly retarded relative coasting off our accomplishments, trying to do a cheap imitation of us by stealing our holidays and traditions.

You’re not Alec, Canada. You’re not even William. You’re at a casting call to play a decaying corpse on the 26th season of Law and Order SVU while we’re gunning down cinematographers for fun on a multi-million dollar production that’s self-funded. We’re having fun and you HATE that
I think Stephen Baldwin went on Loveline to promote a Christian skateboarding video. Some coffee line at Walbound’s too. Guy seemed like a weirdo.
 

Gay Faggot.

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Actually, honestly when traveling we specifically wear Canadian paraphernalia so we aren't mistaken for you. No one abroad hates Canada.
Everybody hates you. Everyone hates the US (rightfully so), they just think you’re annoying enough that they hate you. I have heard from multiple different people that Canadians, Americans, and the British are the worst tourists. You are Americas hat, and always will be. The fact you can’t just be humble and accept that, is why nobody likes Canadians. Besides the accent, because it’s funny. People do like that.

Happy Thanksgiving faggots.
 
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