Official Leslie Fan Club

[guest]

I’m at the foot of pikes peak right now, it’s fucking gorgeous after a light sprinkle, I got a fresh chicken parm, the waitress is cute, my family is with me, and the pig is getting roasted.

Life is so fucking good. I couldn’t be happier in this moment.

I just had my balls drained by a mestizo hooker (baby damage but still hot), sipping a 160ml bottle of DHC and chain smoking reds, ordered some orange chicken and chop suey, losing a buy in every 15 minutes playing pot limit omaha, watching othani and the angels beat the faggot mariners, and the pig is getting roasted on twitter.

Life is so fucking good. I couldn't be happier in this moment

 

[Phish]

Gentlemen and Bam, I am HOWLING over here.

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Kudos to the Redditor who sent Pat “Leslie’s” apology. I hope they’ll come post here.

Shes so reasonable. I don’t understand why he can’t just be like “yeah theyre assholes. Sorry about all this. Have a good day!” Detestable pig he is.

 

[Phish]

I just had my balls drained by a mestizo hooker (baby damage but still hot), sipping a 160ml bottle of DHC and chain smoking reds, ordered some orange chicken and chop suey, losing a buy in every 15 minutes playing pot limit omaha, watching othani and the angels beat the faggot mariners, and the pig is getting roasted on twitter.

Life is so fucking good. I couldn't be happier in this moment

DOXXED!! BRITFAG!!!! Only Brits have access to DHC. If youre not…send a nigga a DM

 

[RickReternal]

@Honey Badger @covidcumia
Are we gonna get a name?

Yes Leslie yesss. Get the stories out there. Yes!

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Leslie doesn’t give a shit if I ever have sex again, if I can pay my mortgage, finish a book etc. etc. She keeps me glued to my fucking phone. Cruel but generous mistress

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My girl Leslie is going scorched earth. Knowutimean?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

P-F-G, that's Leslie.

 

[Meownaw]

Big fan of da Leslie. Erock pull up a list of top 100 names that start with L.

 

[CuntFucker]

I’m at the foot of pikes peak right now, it’s fucking gorgeous after a light sprinkle, I got a fresh chicken parm, the waitress is cute, my family is with me, and the pig is getting roasted.

Life is so fucking good. I couldn’t be happier in this moment.

Humblebrags like this are so fucking cringe, and you losers have the gall to make fun of Patrick, a man who also relies on lying to the internet for validation. Pat was right when he said "This is all they have".

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She’s a nice lady!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Humblebrags like this are so fucking cringe, and you losers have the gall to make fun of Patrick, a man who also relies on lying to the internet for validation. Pat was right when he said "This is all they have".

What if he had punctuated that post with a shot of Nick Avocado's spread asshole?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’d unironically enjoy a couple of wine spritzers with this woman as we sat out on the patio and just chatted.

 

[UnPRePared]

Holy fuck. Shes a goddamn gem. Tough to find someone that thinks for themselves like this these days on the internet. My mom’s seriously gonna love this lady. Theyll probably end up watching LIVE PD and tweeting about it in real time together.

Gosia loves this lassie.

She doesn't like social media, she thinks it's a destructive tool for crushing individuality and free discourse (I'm of a similar mindset, frankly), but we both know it's an unfortunate necessity as a business advert.

Everything Leslie has been saying are the kind of things my lovely gal has wanted to say to the pig himself. I think our hero has single handedly restored her faith in Americans.

Bravo, Leslie, I'm not obsessed, but I'm close! If you are ever in Europe, I want you at my concert. I'll cover David Bowie's "Heroes" in your honour, maybe take you out to dinner, possibly buy you an iPad.




... Maybe kiss you.

 

[Cuphead]

Big fan

 

[Guest]

Humblebrags like this are so fucking cringe, and you losers have the gall to make fun of Patrick, a man who also relies on lying to the internet for validation. Pat was right when he said "This is all they have".

Oh, you popped your head back up? What a COINCIDENCE that you waited until Dougie was MIA to show your face.

 

[MarianCruise]

LesVar cardholder 789 checking in buddies!

Hoo-Ah!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Leslie doesn’t give a shit if I ever have sex again, if I can pay my mortgage, finish a book etc. etc. She keeps me glued to my fucking phone. Cruel but generous mistress

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[PickleRickle]

Big fan of da Leslie. Erock pull up a list of top 100 names that start with L.

Theres my fucking Minaw, FUCK. Thought you were too busy trying to play your STUPID guitar when the Leslie Saga was in full swing. Not a single seinfeld reference in those 20 page threads. COME ON MANNNNN

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Leslie, if you're reading this, I just want to say, after reading this tweet, that all the usage of 'nigger' and 'faggot' and how we say we hate women and all that....it's just a bit. Jokes, you see? We don't mean none of it, ya gotta believe me.

I notice you left out the Jews. We genuinely hate those.