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Oddest thing happened in the employee bathroom today. Fucking crazy!

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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What, you don't wear cartoon character pants?

Should I send you a pair with the Dad from Alf's face on the front, Jim? I'm sure that would make his dead soul VERY happy.
I had to work with that creepy fuck on Norm's show. I don't even think I had any scenes with him but he was always around. Laurie Metcalf said that she once saw him take every can of coke out of a fridge, kiss the mouth part and put them back. That's why he was always staring at people smiling while they were drinking a coke. Apparently one time he asked someone how their coke was and they said they brought it from home and he flipped the fuck out and left the set.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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I had to work with that creepy fuck on Norm's show. I don't even think I had any scenes with him but he was always around. Laurie Metcalf said that she once saw him take every can of coke out of a fridge, kiss the mouth part and put them back. That's why he was always staring at people smiling while they were drinking a coke. Apparently one time he asked someone how their coke was and they said they brought it from home and he flipped the fuck out and left the set.

John here says that guy had a fetish for sucking black cock.

Did you catch word of that, Abe? You did have your television adopted minoriteam of children after all.
 

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John here says that guy had a fetish for sucking black cock.

Did you catch word of that, Abe? You did have your television adopted minoriteam of children after all.
Black cock. Hobo cock. I don't think that homo ever had a cock waved in his face that he didn't suck. He'd pick up homeless guys, smoke crack with them and suck their peckers.
 

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Black cock. Hobo cock. I don't think that homo ever had a cock waved in his face that he didn't suck. He'd pick up homeless guys, smoke crack with them and suck their peckers.

That's a way to get sick, Abe!

Ridiculous! Completely ridiculous!

Todd Bridges should've NEVER waived it in his face like that!
 
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