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Obese pedophile Shane Nokes was divorce-raped for his PS2 and Wii
- Thread starter VizioDash
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Part of being wife material is screwing over losers. Bam approved.
Would you fuck Shane for a bunch of game systems and a 2003 Toyota Matrix?
Heidi hilderman would for 20 bucks.
She’s fucked worse for less
With a butterknife
Haha Ho Lee Shit!
You know you’re a major faggot when your divorce records mention an Xbox 360
Hey, tough guy Shane. Care to comment on how this is one of the most pathetic legal documents I’ve ever seen? You got bullied into paying for an Xbox 360 in your own divorce. Glad you made sure to get the “blue bike” I’m sure you never use now. Holy fuck you’re such a pathetic fat dork. Stop acting tough. You have the negotiating skills of a child. No you can’t rape them! Let’s see the bike Shane. Show us the bike.
High-level Microsoft super employee Shane Nokes had to reimburse his wife $400 for an Xbox 360 she bought him as a gift
What's the resale value on that HD DVD drive Shane?
He couldn’t have just given it to her! Then he would have had to restart all of those games! This is a grown fucking adult. I’m honestly starting to hate this faggot more than Rick. It’s more embarrassing than threatening to kill your unborn child in a womanly hissy fit.
Eric Hildeman would arrange if for a sniff of an 8 year olds panties.
Yes, but when you’re a lazy faggot like Shane this is all you have. It seems like he was being supported by his ex and she had enough of it. This is in 2009, only five years before Shane would “retire” (get fired for being fat and retarded) from Microsoft. He didn’t work after that and went on disability in the 2016 and has been on the dole since.
At that time Shane was undercover Donnie Brasco style trying to bust an international Nazi Pedophile ring trading in stolen xbox live giftcards.
He got so deep the relationship was affected irreparably.
You losers wouldn't understand
He got so deep the relationship was affected irreparably.
You losers wouldn't understand
Jesus Christ, Shane...It's obvious from your obsession with Rick that you're a special kind of loser who deserves to be mocked.
But this almost makes me pity you. Seriously, what fuck happened? And don't say "the butterknife", we all know that's a lie.
But this almost makes me pity you. Seriously, what fuck happened? And don't say "the butterknife", we all know that's a lie.
Fwakin ribs galore.