I saw that but the psychologist uses Art Therapy and I was hopeful lol, but this turd looks more the part. I guess we should call.
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Obese pedophile Shane Nokes was divorce-raped for his PS2 and Wii
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Shane isn't fat. He shoves the bike pump up his ass and inflates himself.
She worked at Michael's according to the rot-mouth slob and this woman is "artsy" with paintings all over her profile. She seems nice enough and was smart enough to leave that disgusting loser of a malingering albatross, so hopefully people leave her alone.
I mocked No Bacon for being a little guy, but does that blob Shane think there is more muscularity in him than NB? I met lots of fat guys who are muscular, Shane isn't one of them. I'd pinch his nipples and then rape him, forget beating his ass.
The couple who were famously pictured dividing up their Beanie Babies in divorce court in the 90s was significantly less embarrassing
Does this include hacking PACER, you fucking loser?
Certainly a real Microsoft employee would have some Microsoft stock, no?
Shane you're an obese cripple with neuromuscular issues tell me how you'll stop a man of my size and strength. I could rip your fat arm off at the shoulder and club you to death with it. In your entire life you've never been in a fight against a man, you've never played a sport, you can't walk without breathing like you ran a marathon. Tell me how you'd stop me if I applied my huge hands to your fucking neck? You would submit and die as the gazelle does when the lion gets it, that's the only outcome, I'm am Apex predator to your prey in this relationship. You have yet to describe how you would even recognize an incoming threat let alone overcome your handicaps and lack of any athleticism. You die in every confrontation scenario versus a healthy man.
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There's a horrifying photo of this repulsive sloth posing shirtless (and hilariously struggling to suck in his massive gut) right next to a door. The average door frame is just over 6 feet, so that can help narrow down his height (as long as he's not standing on his diabetic toes or wearing shoes).
He appears to be about 5'8" - 5'9" by the looks of where the top of his head is on that standard door (which is shorter than the frame of course).
Imagine posting this photo on social media. Everyone in Fatso's orbit is delusional, face blind, plagued with personality disorders, and extremely repellent.
@Phish nigga you got pwned
The neuromuscular issues stunted his growth. Stop being so ableist.
Bobby with the 15,000 word triple feature.
Shane lies so fucking much, like Patrick. He worked "for" MS for 17 years but in 2012 he said online he was a consultant until 2008, then mentioned he was on hiatus at that time. I guess they really didn't need him. Naturally he shape shift his story to "prove" me wrong but suffice to say he spent 9 of 17 years as a contractor not an employee at a bare minimum with some extensive time off on "hiatus" in those 8 years as an actual employee, yet somehow he's here 9 years later talking like he was CEO. He needs derath by bricking. 
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Shane played minor sports as a pre high school child, he can produce Microsoft healthcare plan cards from a decade ago but not a picture of him in a High School sports uniform. That's 100% certain.