O&A Tier List

[Mass.gov]

Why is Danny ranked higher than Sam?

 

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C-tier: Lady Di's son.
He drip-feeds gossip about his mom, once every six months or so. Just dump the whole info already. Not bad, not great.

F-tier: Lady Trucker
Opie: "Let's go to Lady Trucker. Lady Trucker!"
"Hi! Uh huh. Ha ha ah. Yes! Ha ha ha. Yes!"

Nice contribution, you repulsive cunt. Just agree with everything Opie says, and chuckle. Waste of time. I genuinely hope she dies in a house fire. Burned to death while inhaling smoke. That would be awesome.

F-tier: LinzBella
"Hi guys! I want to talk to Bobo. Dan...!"

She is genuinely a slime-mold of a person. Hanger-on. Wanted to be a stripper or a porn star, but she looks like a hobbit. Calls Bobo "Dan" like she's such a part of Anthony's entourage. The worst part about her, is that she makes her voice sound like an infant child, because (she thinks), grown men are sexually attracted to little girls, like her patron Anthony is.

To be more positive:

Sal: C-tier
"Don't. Make. The. Panda. Angry!" He did what he could. He was ordered to create a sound-bite, in regards to Roland (an F-tier). Opie and back-stabber Sam made it into a thing.

Blind Stevie: B-tier
People focus on the whole Travis-kicking-him-in-the-nuts, but the the thing that I always think about is when he was sent to buy donuts, and he mixed the physical dollar bills so that they touched the donuts. That is funny.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Ron and Fez. Noon to three!
Ron and Fez. Noon to three!

 

[Single Action Army]

The "I became a fan in the last 2 years" tier list

 

[Sue Lightning]

Why is Danny ranked higher than Sam?

Because everytime I hear Sam on the radio i understand exactly how Pat Duffy felt when that little mulatto twink was chucking paper at his head. If Sam died I would celebrate. If Danny died I wouldn’t really care.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

You can't put the most number of people in S tier, stupid

 

[Nana Cumia]

Bobo was terrible. The only time Bobo was funny was when Opie would take his call and Jimmy would get mad.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Why is Erock on here twice?

Because he's fat!

 

[THE D]

The DMAN started making alterations, but got bored with it.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

The DMAN started making alterations, but got bored with it.

Thank you DMan .

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Breuer is even more fucking annoying than Derosa but the pizza man bit was funny. That was his only redeeming quality. Derosa doesn’t have a single redeeming quality period and has never said or done anything funny on air. It is arguably Dannys biggest disservice to the show bringing him on.

She’s just a funny one. Same with Missy, as she’s completely irrelevant to everyone else here. Bobo and the other tards are probably the most divisive ones here. You either love them or hate them.


I almost didn’t include him because he’s such a behind the scenes guy.

I don’t like Pat. Punching bag comedy. C tier.

Breuer’s family issues were always funny. Him quickly informing his mom that she was on the air despite her thinking it was a private conversation then getting her to admit she smacks his crippled dad around was top tier. “Can we fawkin just try to do that? They never let us fawkin do anything.” That and threatening to constantly quit were the most annoying things that both him and Howard would do.

 

[Imager]

Club soda Kenny is not an A