O&A bits that went on for too long

[Suetonius]

LOL holy shit, I actually remember that one. Or how he'd always wildly overreact when they brought strippers or porn whores in for the sex stunts. Jimmy was always really unconvincing with his made-up hetero sex stories, but Nana was way worse.

Norton, despite being a confused little imp, definitely has some attraction to women and has fucked them. That’s why he only fucks trannies and not straight up men, even if his taste in trannies are ones who don’t pass well.

But Nana is just a flat out faggot who I don’t think has ever had normal sex with a woman. All of his sex tales are degenerate nonsense. Getting raped by a father-hired granny. Fake stories about pretending to cum in his wife, or badass threesomes with another woman, etc. Every story Nana tells it becomes apparent he has no idea what sex with a woman is actually like. He’s a weird Micheal Jackson stunted childish faggot, hence him telling a story about only putting the tip in Jill as some badass honcho story. Then of course his Sue escapades which is his true self. A faggot who fucks men who look like little boys.

 

[LingerLonger]

Norton, despite being a confused little imp, definitely has some attraction to women and has fucked them. That’s why he only fucks trannies and not straight up men, even if his taste in trannies are ones who don’t pass well.

Name one women we know Norton has had sex with. He admitted on air he had his girlfriends use dildos on him. He said he would pay dominatrices to urinate and defecate on him without any penetration or other sexual contact. He was just there as a human toilet. He admitted on air he fucked a few transgender hookers. Used dildos on Brazilian hookers instead of sex.

The few times actual hookers and porn stars were on air and talked about escorting they never banged Norton. There was that Candy or Kandi who had Intern Noah pay her for sex for a weekend. And Norton just sat there angrily. It was all performative. Norton would 'date' female comics who needed their profiles boosted. It was a (show) business transaction.

But Nana is just a flat out faggot who I don’t think has ever had normal sex with a woman.

He likely used pills to have sex with women which contributed to his heart attacks.

Every story Nana tells it becomes apparent he has no idea what sex with a woman is actually like.

Anthony's sex stories are like that scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where he describes how tits are like sandbags.

 

[Suetonius]

Name one women we know Norton has had sex with. He admitted on air he had his girlfriends use dildos on him. He said he would pay dominatrices to urinate and defecate on him without any penetration or other sexual contact. He was just there as a human toilet. He admitted on air he fucked a few transgender hookers. Used dildos on Brazilian hookers instead of sex.

The few times actual hookers and porn stars were on air and talked about escorting they never banged Norton. There was that Candy or Kandi who had Intern Noah pay her for sex for a weekend. And Norton just sat there angrily. It was all performative. Norton would 'date' female comics who needed their profiles boosted. It was a (show) business transaction.

I couldn’t tell you a woman but why are you actually taking Nortons degeneracy at face value? It’s the fakest part about him. He had normal sex with women and then lied about the specifics to play into his “deranged” perverted character. Anyone who believes Norton was getting shit on is stupid. The only part that’s believable is Norton gets fucked with dildos, which ironically, is the part he talked about the least in relation to piss and shit play. Pussy is kryptonite to Norton but remember that even women have buttholes.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

But Nana is just a flat out faggot who I don’t think has ever had normal sex with a woman. All of his sex tales are degenerate nonsense. Getting raped by a father-hired granny. Fake stories about pretending to cum in his wife, or badass threesomes with another woman, etc. Every story Nana tells it becomes apparent he has no idea what sex with a woman is actually like. He’s a weird Micheal Jackson stunted childish faggot, hence him telling a story about only putting the tip in Jill as some badass honcho story. Then of course his Sue escapades which is his true self. A faggot who fucks men who look like little boys.

It's very similar to how he seems to believe every hetero man's secret fantasy is to fuck a 13 year old. He simply doesn't know or understand how "normal" adult heterosexual males think, and when he tries to pretend he does, he exposes himself as a fruit. We've all seen him when he's in the vicinity of a hetero adult female, with the simpering body language and his obvious discomfort. Or his current "relationship", where they never display any normal heterosexual couple behavior. For over a year, he studiously avoided Missy like the plague, and kept 700 miles between them whenever possible, and when she was around, all he did was bitch about her being there. He never goes anywhere with her, nor does he ever mention doing normal couple things with her other than the occasional night at the bar. If those two have "sex" at all, it's surely some kind of deviant fetish thing that involves her shoving things up his ass.

 

[Suetonius]

It's very similar to how he seems to believe every hetero man's secret fantasy is to fuck a 13 year old. He simply doesn't know or understand how "normal" adult heterosexual males think, and when he tries to pretend he does, he exposes himself as a fruit. We've all seen him when he's in the vicinity of a hetero adult female, with the simpering body language and his obvious discomfort. Or his current "relationship", where they never display any normal heterosexual couple behavior. For over a year, he studiously avoided Missy like the plague, and kept 700 miles between them whenever possible, and when she was around, all he did was bitch about her being there. He never goes anywhere with her, nor does he ever mention doing normal couple things with her other than the occasional night at the bar. If those two have "sex" at all, it's surely some kind of deviant fetish thing that involves her shoving things up his ass.

Because Nana is a traumatized little boy in an elderly mans body. All of Nortons faggotry can be explained pretty simply. He was molested by other men as a kid. Anthony’s faggotry would take years of psychoanalysis to actually work out. He had the misfortune of being molested by a woman all while having treefort blowjob escapades and it’s given him an utterly confused sexuality. He knows what he wants but society and everyone tells him he needs to fuck ugly whores. His upbringing and spaghetti dodging turned him into a non-confrontational boob. Technically he does go out with Missy but only to social events, because he never learned how to assert himself in relationships. “Ok sir, whatever you say sir.” We know from Melissa and other girlfriends that the guy has no interest in actual relationships. He spends his days watching TV with his girlfriends and by the end of the night he’s too barred out to get his dick up. Then the whole “Happy 24 hour anniversary” which is literal middle schooler shit. Crying with snot coming out of your nose when your gf breaks up with you. These are not the actions of an adult man. Nor is hanging out with interns half your age, using social media like a teenage girl, or shit talking and gossiping about your friends like a teenage girl.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

He never goes anywhere with her, nor does he ever mention doing normal couple things with her other than the occasional night at the bar.

But he sure did light up when her cousin RJ was around

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Name one women we know Norton has had sex with. He admitted on air he had his girlfriends use dildos on him. He said he would pay dominatrices to urinate and defecate on him without any penetration or other sexual contact. He was just there as a human toilet. He admitted on air he fucked a few transgender hookers. Used dildos on Brazilian hookers instead of sex.

The few times actual hookers and porn stars were on air and talked about escorting they never banged Norton. There was that Candy or Kandi who had Intern Noah pay her for sex for a weekend. And Norton just sat there angrily. It was all performative. Norton would 'date' female comics who needed their profiles boosted. It was a (show) business transaction.

He likely used pills to have sex with women which contributed to his heart attacks.

Anthony's sex stories are like that scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where he describes how tits are like sandbags.

Reading all of it like that sounds like to me Boreton is hiding something fishy. Sounds like he is a pedo with all his connections and being in the business for so long while having no talent at all. Raping a drunk girl, what's in that hard drive box he says he has to hide in a safe. Really makes you think?

 

[BUBBLER]

But he sure did light up when her cousin RJ was around

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He belongs in Madame Tussaud's

Not because he's famous, but in the House Of Horrors

 

[satanssockpuppet]

But he sure did light up when her cousin RJ was around

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Such a deeply peculiar man. Just as he can't accurately pose as a heterosexual man, he can't make himself appear happy without looking like a ridiculous ghoul. Even his "fake happy" face is more convincing, which is really saying something.

 

[JasperB]

Daily Cronut talk that seemed to last weeks was one of the last “bits” when I started tapping out. The “stoppp apologizingggg” thing was around that time as well. Got old quick.

 

[LingerLonger]

Daily Cronut talk that seemed to last weeks was one of the last “bits” when I started tapping out. The “stoppp apologizingggg” thing was around that time as well. Got old quick.

The constant food on the show was proof that even Opie had given up and fat pigs like Roland and Erock were running wild.

 

[DMAN]

One punchline

This was the poor man's Ron & Fez 'make the cat talk' bit.

Because Nana is a traumatized little boy in an elderly mans body. All of Nortons faggotry can be explained pretty simply. He was molested by other men as a kid. Anthony’s faggotry would take years of psychoanalysis to actually work out. He had the misfortune of being molested by a woman all while having treefort blowjob escapades and it’s given him an utterly confused sexuality. He knows what he wants but society and everyone tells him he needs to fuck ugly whores. His upbringing and spaghetti dodging turned him into a non-confrontational boob. Technically he does go out with Missy but only to social events, because he never learned how to assert himself in relationships. “Ok sir, whatever you say sir.” We know from Melissa and other girlfriends that the guy has no interest in actual relationships. He spends his days watching TV with his girlfriends and by the end of the night he’s too barred out to get his dick up. Then the whole “Happy 24 hour anniversary” which is literal middle schooler shit. Crying with snot coming out of your nose when your gf breaks up with you. These are not the actions of an adult man. Nor is hanging out with interns half your age, using social media like a teenage girl, or shit talking and gossiping about your friends like a teenage girl.

Aintfunny was able to conceal his depravity in the early goings... he was a shock jock who himself was shocked by everything. When something racist or pedophilic came up: What!!! Opie!!! Can we do this??? Can we SAY this??? Is this allowed?

It was really the money and the power that twisted stupid's mind into thinking he was untouchable.

why are you actually taking Nortons degeneracy at face value? It’s the fakest part about him.

It's hilarious to go back and listen to Stupid Norton's constant scat jokes, asking for shit on his chest, admitted to drinking piss and getting pissed on. Then one day he just stopped and switched to cuckold. Soo.. Wha happen to the scat fetish and the piss fetish? It just got boring? That's not something you just stop. Lol On a smaller scale, The DMAN started jacking off to big ass latinas in 2002. And ever since that day, he has been a hispanic fat ass chasing son of a gun. Things don't change. Norton is a bluff on his entire gimmick, he's just straight up gay. It's all a cover to seem interesting.

 

[BUBBLER]

This was the poor man's Ron & Fez 'make the cat talk' bit.



Aintfunny was able to conceal his depravity in the early goings... he was a shock jock who himself was shocked by everything. When something racist or pedophilic came up: What!!! Opie!!! Can we do this??? Can we SAY this??? Is this allowed?

It was really the money and the power that twisted stupid's mind into thinking he was untouchable.



It's hilarious to go back and listen to Stupid Norton's constant scat jokes, asking for shit on his chest, admitted to drinking piss and getting pissed on. Then one day he just stopped and switched to cuckold. Soo.. Wha happen to the scat fetish and the piss fetish? It just got boring? That's not something you just stop. Lol On a smaller scale, The DMAN started jacking off to big ass latinas in 2002. And ever since that day, he has been a hispanic fat ass chasing son of a gun. Things don't change. Norton is a bluff on his entire gimmick, he's just straight up gay. It's all a cover to seem interesting.

Watching Jennifer White evolve from teen starlet to certified milf made me shed a tear

 

[nasty twp]

We know from Melissa and other girlfriends that the guy has no interest in actual relationships with women. He spends his days watching TV and by the end of the night he’s too barred out to get his dick up. Then the whole “Happy 24 hour anniversary” which is literal middle schooler shit. Crying with snot coming out of your nose when your gf breaks up with you. These are not the actions of an adult man. Nor is hanging out with interns half your age, or shit talking and gossiping about your friends.

Well said.

This is likely why he still can’t refrain from tweeting back at Opie, who is the closest Ant has ever or will ever have to a normal boyfriend. I hope he sits with that and really reflects before the next round of sniping.

 

[Pashow84]

Ant’s Toodly-Doo bit. It was bad enough with the slide whistle but when he would just “toot, toot, toodle-too dooooo” to almost a whole song while Opie cracked up like it was the funniest thing on earth, I’ve never felt more disgust for any entertainers, ever. The fact that Opie would literally request it was even more enraging. “Oh, Rooster by Alice In Chains is a great song. Ant, you know what to do. Hawhawhawhaw!”

 

[Single Action Army]

Any relisten to the later shows makes it clear how much of the show was literally just trying to get 10 a.m. The most egregious thing was just watching YouTube videos on the radio.

And now this is the crux of most successful podcasts

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

But he sure did light up when her cousin RJ was around

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Is that really her cousin? A cousin of a girlfriend you won't marry is "Familia?"

Also, nice using the Spanish "Familia" instead of Italian "Famiglia," stupid. Consult Brotha Joe next time for proper spelling

 

[nasty twp]

Also, nice using the Spanish "Familia" instead of Italian "Famiglia," stupid. Consult Brotha Joe next time for proper spelling

Have had this objection watching HBO Oz. Drove me mental that all the LCN characters weren't speaking Sicilianu amongst themselves but mainland Standard Italian. When the faction nickname was 'The Sicilians', and they'd relentlessly brag and differentiate themselves as such in-script.

There was no reason for them to code-switch into Standard Italian to be better understood, considering that they wanted their private conversations to be encrypted, and that other inmates--ethnically either monoglot American, Russian, African or Chinese--didn't speak a word of either dialect anyway and probably couldn't tell the difference, it would all have sounded like the same parlance to them.

Even a throwaway "grazzi", "amuni" or "futtitini" to close a dialogue or would have made the script so much more credible. It's the little things that make all the difference. It was just lazy and poor continuity on the part of the writers and director, and somewhat insulting to the viewer besides.

But I'm not any sort of Italian nor European myself, so what do I care. And I really should relax, it's just a twenty-five year old show.

 

[lowend73]

Internet is for Porn

Banana phone

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Have had this objection watching HBO Oz. Drove me mental that all the LCN characters weren't speaking Sicilianu amongst themselves but mainland Standard Italian. When the faction nickname was 'The Sicilians', and they'd relentlessly brag and differentiate themselves as such in-script.

There was no reason for them to code-switch into Standard Italian to be better understood, considering that they wanted their private conversations to be encrypted, and that other inmates--ethnically either monoglot American, Russian, African or Chinese--didn't speak a word of either dialect anyway and probably couldn't tell the difference, it would all have sounded like the same parlance to them.

Even a throwaway "grazzi", "amuni" or "futtitini" to close a dialogue or would have made the script so much more credible. It's the little things that make all the difference. It was just lazy and poor continuity on the part of the writers and director, and somewhat insulting to the viewer besides.

But I'm not any sort of Italian nor European myself, so what do I care. And I really should relax, it's just a twenty-five year old show.

American LCN members--with exception of some newly-arrived Sicilian immigrants--couldn't speak Italian at all by the time that show was made. Their families have been here since 1920s or earlier