CQ Beans
Met a woman at the liquor store once. She kept going on and on about how her husband didn’t care that her mother and father died. I felt so bad for her so I tried to console her. Some lady from Croatia.
We went up to her apartment with the intention of idk probably banging her. Then she’s all like yeah my husband is in the other room. I’m just like’…. What?’ I was a bit bonked so like an idiot I kissed her on the cheek and said goodbye. In retrospect I’m almost certain I was almost murdered by the East European mafia.
I found some Hispanic guy completely drugged out under the elevated tracks. I called him an ambulance and had to repeatedly keep him from walking into traffic until the EMT ambulance drivers arrived. I never saw that dude again.
I accidentally walked into the Queens-bridge Housing projects while staying with a friend. I got a lot of strange looks and almost passed out at a convenience store. I saved a fellow drunk white boy and we both wandered onto the 59th street bridge. Woke up on a park bench in Astoria. Never saw that dude again.
We went up to her apartment with the intention of idk probably banging her. Then she’s all like yeah my husband is in the other room. I’m just like’…. What?’ I was a bit bonked so like an idiot I kissed her on the cheek and said goodbye. In retrospect I’m almost certain I was almost murdered by the East European mafia.
I found some Hispanic guy completely drugged out under the elevated tracks. I called him an ambulance and had to repeatedly keep him from walking into traffic until the EMT ambulance drivers arrived. I never saw that dude again.
I accidentally walked into the Queens-bridge Housing projects while staying with a friend. I got a lot of strange looks and almost passed out at a convenience store. I saved a fellow drunk white boy and we both wandered onto the 59th street bridge. Woke up on a park bench in Astoria. Never saw that dude again.
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