NYC stories

[CQ Beans]

Met a woman at the liquor store once. She kept going on and on about how her husband didn’t care that her mother and father died. I felt so bad for her so I tried to console her. Some lady from Croatia.

We went up to her apartment with the intention of idk probably banging her. Then she’s all like yeah my husband is in the other room. I’m just like’…. What?’ I was a bit bonked so like an idiot I kissed her on the cheek and said goodbye. In retrospect I’m almost certain I was almost murdered by the East European mafia.

I found some Hispanic guy completely drugged out under the elevated tracks. I called him an ambulance and had to repeatedly keep him from walking into traffic until the EMT ambulance drivers arrived. I never saw that dude again.

I accidentally walked into the Queens-bridge Housing projects while staying with a friend. I got a lot of strange looks and almost passed out at a convenience store. I saved a fellow drunk white boy and we both wandered onto the 59th street bridge. Woke up on a park bench in Astoria. Never saw that dude again.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Never in my life have had issues with my credit card and fraudulent purchases. Went to NYC once for work and when I returned home I started getting a bunch of charges to my card that I didn't make. Great city

edit: Its not an exciting story but more a commentary on the city

 

[aRTie02150]

My aunt lives on the 21st floor of a building in LES and me and my cousin used to throw shit out the window and watched it hit the street. We filled a 3 liter bottle with water and dropped it and immediately heard what sounded like an explosion.

We went downstairs and the scaffolding had a giant hole in it and there was water on the ground. I remember people pointing up and saying "it came from the roof” and me and my little cousin were to relieved that people didn't see which floor it came from.

I spent ever summer there until 2002. Tons of memories.

 

[CQ Beans]

Never in my life have had issues with my credit card and fraudulent purchases. Went to NYC once for work and when I returned home I started getting a bunch of charges to my card that I didn't make. Great city

edit: Its not an exciting story but more a commentary on the city

Yeah, I wasn’t promoting it as you can tell.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

One time I was an innocent lad going to see a baseball game. I thought I'd get off the subway a couple blocks early and walk to see some of the city (beautiful Flushing Queens)....some Asian women grabs my arm and says "massage $40!"...I was a bit stressed, had time to kill and thought eh what the hell...once we got in she just reached in my pants and said "you want sex? $40 more!".....well twist my arm why dontcha....only time I got a hooker

 

[CQ Beans]

My aunt lives on the 21st floor of a building in LES and me and my cousin used to throw shit out the window and watched it hit the street. We filled a 3 liter bottle with water and dropped it and immediately heard what sounded like an explosion.

We went downstairs and the scaffolding had a giant hole in it and there was water on the ground. I remember people pointing up and saying "it came from the roof” and me and my little cousin were to relieved that people didn't see which floor it came from.

I spent ever summer there until 2002. Tons of memories.

I must reiterate, Art you are a complete maniac. You still live in NYC?

 

[CQ Beans]

One time I was an innocent lad going to see a baseball game. I thought I'd get off the subway a couple blocks early and walk to see some of the city (beautiful Flushing Queens)....some Asian women grabs my arm and says "massage $40!"...I was a bit stressed, had time to kill and thought eh what the hell...once we got in she just reached in my pants and said "you want sex? $40 more!".....well twist my arm why dontcha....only time I got a hooker

Flushing hookers are the worst. Not that I would know.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

The stereotype of New Yorkers being assholes is accurate because the city forces you to be. It feels like every one is actively trying to fuck with you at a maximum, or just rip you off at a minimum.

A small example is a lot of the bodegas don't have prices on anything, so the dude decides how much to charge you once you get to counter. I remember one time getting a six pack and asking how much it was. He gave an outlandish number and i just said "No, it isn't" and set the beer in middle of floor and left. I would never in a thousand years behave that way anywhere outside NYC*

*In the United States

 

[aRTie02150]

One time I was an innocent lad going to see a baseball game. I thought I'd get off the subway a couple blocks early and walk to see some of the city (beautiful Flushing Queens)....some Asian women grabs my arm and says "massage $40!"...I was a bit stressed, had time to kill and thought eh what the hell...once we got in she just reached in my pants and said "you want sex? $40 more!".....well twist my arm why dontcha....only time I got a hooker

Was she at least decent looking?

I must reiterate, Art you are a complete maniac. You still live in NYC?

I only stayed in NYC during summers. I grew up in Boston.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

The stereotype of New Yorkers being assholes is accurate because the city forces you to be. It feels like every one is actively trying to fuck with you at a maximum, or just rip you off at a minimum.

A small example is a lot of the bodegas don't have prices on anything, so the dude decides how much to charge you once you get to counter. I remember one time getting a six pack and asking how much it was. He gave an outlandish number and i just said "No, it isn't" and set the beer in middle of floor and left. I would never in a thousand years behave that way anywhere outside NYC

People in the northeast are fucking awful. Godless assholes. It doesn't help that they've been actively driving out working class white people for decades. I just spent a week in South Carolina it was like being in another world. Nobody laying on their horns, no aggressive pissed off drug addicts marching around.... even the niggers down there were just delightful. When I go down there and come back home I'm twice as much of an asshole because when somebody's being a cunt for no reason, I'll immediately ask them what the fuck their problem is.

 

[Dog Eater]

This one time I was trying to take a photo of some interesting scaffolding and this CUNT ANIMAL comes up to me and starts complaining like I’m taking her photo. Always straight to violence with the blacks. They’re NOT PEOPLE.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Was she at least decent looking?


I only stayed in NYC during summers. I grew up in Boston.

Enough where I didn't regret it, she was alot of fun.

My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks.....so I took her to Chelsea.

 

[CQ Beans]

The stereotype of New Yorkers being assholes is accurate because the city forces you to be. It feels like every one is actively trying to fuck with you at a maximum, or just rip you off at a minimum.

A small example is a lot of the bodegas don't have prices on anything, so the dude decides how much to charge you once you get to counter. I remember one time getting a six pack and asking how much it was. He gave an outlandish number and i just said "No, it isn't" and set the beer in middle of floor and left. I would never in a thousand years behave that way anywhere outside NYC*

*In the United States

The bodega around the corner are nice guys. Funny enough only one of them is Latino. The other two guys are Arabs. Are you from the US originally?

 

[aRTie02150]

Enough where I didn't regret it, she was alot of fun.

My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks.....so I took her to Chelsea.

Joke I remember back in the 90s.

What do the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and the Clinton's have in common?

They both got an ugly Chelsea.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Joke I remember back in the 90s.

What do the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and the Clinton's have in common?

They both got an ugly Chelsea.

It's starting to turn around, you're seeing these modern faggot apartment complexes go up by the week...it's too bad all the people moving into them are the biggest cunts you've ever seen

 

[Dog Eater]

I’ve been to New York 3 times now. I think it’s kind of shit with underwhelming food. I don’t hate it but I’d never live there.

 

[CQ Beans]

People in the northeast are fucking awful. Godless assholes. It doesn't help that they've been actively driving out working class white people for decades. I just spent a week in South Carolina it was like being in another world. Nobody laying on their horns, no aggressive pissed off drug addicts marching around.... even the niggers down there were just delightful. When I go down there and come back home I'm twice as much of an asshole because when somebody's being a cunt for no reason, I'll immediately ask them what the fuck their problem is.

I take it you’re a native New Yorker.

 

[aRTie02150]

It's starting to turn around, you're seeing these modern faggot apartment complexes go up by the week...it's too bad all the people moving into them are the biggest cunts you've ever seen

Haven't been back in years but have seen photos.

I remember in the 90s when the city fell into receivership and looked very rough.

I see their talking about putting migrants up in Soldiers Home lol.

 

[CQ Beans]

I’ve been to New almost voted for that ass York 3 times now. I think it’s kind of shit with underwhelming food. I don’t hate it but I’d never live there.

You’re a wise man. I can’t believe I almost voted for that asshole.

 

[Dog Eater]

You’re a wise man. I can’t believe I almost voted for that asshole.

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