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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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FRANKLIN FAWKIN NAILED THAT COCKSUCKA
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That’s an innocent question by our friend of the show and sponsor payquasi.lol
Why wouldn’t he be more polite? Not like he lurks here or anything; am I right?
Why wouldn’t he be more polite? Not like he lurks here or anything; am I right?
"None of your BI business, mister" Andy cattily hissed, with his hands on his hips. "For me to know and you to find out, buster" he lisped, leaning forward in a mincing, menacing fashion.
"What do THEY care about my fa-bu-lous new house in Greenville? I'm Andy Espresso!" he thought, as he reached for his old VHS copy of "All That Jazz". "I've got to memorize these numbers before the BIG PARTY I'm having in my fancy new house! OOOOOOhhh! I hope Gavin comes! I bet that beard is SO ticklish". He began to titter as he slid the tape into his old VCR.
"They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway
They say there's always magic in the air..."
"Tee hee! Andy effeminately giggled, as he began vamping to the music, sashaying about the room like a fluttering Disney princess. "I'm Andy Espresso and I've NEVER BEEN BETTER!".
"What do THEY care about my fa-bu-lous new house in Greenville? I'm Andy Espresso!" he thought, as he reached for his old VHS copy of "All That Jazz". "I've got to memorize these numbers before the BIG PARTY I'm having in my fancy new house! OOOOOOhhh! I hope Gavin comes! I bet that beard is SO ticklish". He began to titter as he slid the tape into his old VCR.
"They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway
They say there's always magic in the air..."
"Tee hee! Andy effeminately giggled, as he began vamping to the music, sashaying about the room like a fluttering Disney princess. "I'm Andy Espresso and I've NEVER BEEN BETTER!".
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Wtf is BI business btw? Is faggot finally coming out?
I appreciate the fact that you introduced me to the word "sashay" and "sashaying" with your posts. One of my favorite new words.
Mincing gets this niggas ribs on the frequent.
Your Nana tales get a niggas ribs every time.
1,2,3, 4….and all that jaaaazzz! (Credit, Bob Fosse)
You never had to square dance in gym class? That’s the only reason why I know that word.
Sashay? I learned that word from RuPaul Drag race. I may or may not be gay.
You really painted a prancing mincing faggot picture.
I give it 5 prancing Cumias and a little egg for some excitement later in the night.
The egg did it for me. I appreciate the attention to detail my friend.
You really painted a prancing mincing faggot picture.
I give it 5 prancing Cumias and a little egg for some excitement later in the night.
That potholed faced pedo will never come out. He's busy as a tough guy Border Patrol agent.. Saving us from the despicable immigrants.
Remember, sucking Fucker Slobleson's cock and loving it.
A few of Ant's tweets have been disappearing through the day so I'm expecting the Espresso account to go up in flames soon
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Do you like big, meaty clits?
"It's NOT an anal egg!" Andy angrily hissed. "It opens up and you fuck it, like a (gag, choke) pussy. Sorry, got something caught in my throat there. It opens up! It's NOT for sticking up my ass!" he furiously lisped.You really painted a prancing mincing faggot picture.
I give it 5 prancing Cumias and a little egg for some excitement later in the night.