NPS guest power rankings

[guest]

unrankable-- josiah/spaceedge - tyfys. dugoutdan sayin good things about you.

1) stu- gone, but not forgotten. rest easy, lardass.
2) boomia- dad?
3) mews/bam- mein frauleins
4) Carol- great chemisty. im sure dan wouldn't turn down a quick OTPHJ
5) NE philly- that barrack chatter made you fuckin quick, man.
6) paulrnelson- adequate. don't be afraid to step on dan's toes. "that's fucking hilarious" (in reference to court tapes) just isn't gonna cut it.
7) tony- some good quips. stupid accent. whiny voice. not at all like your avatar.
8)imager- almost forgot you were on
9) phish- hey, we aren't all meant to be heard live
10) JDA- hope ICE does a no knock entry, faggot.

guests that roland needs to book asap:
- lingerlonger for the ona lore,
mcgowan for some cheeky posh convo,
the dutchmen for some "hello, friend" back and forth,
nobaconeggcheese/smellenshoehorn for some belly laffs,
wormkiller for the diversity plug,
child for some deep fawkin conspiracy talk

(you're welcome for the ideas, dan.)

 

[captain_kamala]

why am i in the same category as mews?
sexist

 

[Caverlock]

Phish was good for all three minutes he was on.

 

[guest]

why am i in the same category as mews?
sexist

knock it off, spade.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Aren't you forgetting a certain cone headed nigga...and Bobo?

 

[guest]

Best 3 in no order - Carol / Bam / NEphilly.
Weirdest surreal humor episode - Stu and Imagur.

Best one not on yet - me.

 

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

Boomia #1

 

[guest]

I picture Mew as one of those OK looking gals who wears sweaters and glasses and is all sweet until you bring up Hollywood or global banking. She takes her glasses off mid-rant and it's all "But Robert, you're beautiful!"

Boomia's my favourite. Would love to go out for drinks with him. Fucking guy is hilarious

Carol and Bam obviously legends too. Paul R sounds like a good dude. Tony was funny, wtf happened to him.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Stu got too big for da show

 

[guest]

wormkiller for the diversity plug,

If they invited me, I'd be more than happy to have some laughs on the podcast.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

If they invited me, I'd be more than happy to have some laughs on the podcast.

How about you and mewler on at the same time and you guys fight it out

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Gay.

 

[guest]

How about you and mewler on at the same time and you guys fight it out

I have no beef with Mew but I'm down to clown no matter what the scenario.

 

[Meownaw]

Stu got too big for da show

His pants too. Zing!

 

[guest]

The list should be oldest to youngest my mama told me I was bestest and that way I'm first.

 

[guest]

If they invited me, I'd be more than happy to have some laughs on the podcast.

What are you doing Friday night?

 

[Will Tate]

I think Dan should draw a username from a hat to decide a different weekly co-host.

 

[guest]

I still think @Tony is actually Beige Frequency

 

[Matt from Tinder]

guests that roland needs to book asap:

I miss Braunheiser's streams and him being part of the community in general. If Dan could get Terry's precious son on the podcast for an interview, I'd appreciate it.

 

[Midian9876]

The JDA line got me giggling. I do like that faggot though still.

I think Bam and Josiah are my faves.