If you follow the trail backwards, I was saying that Niki will get popped once (joke) because Pat is ornery about a stolen tweet, then leave for the weekend (joke) to the lake house (a thing I’d heard about on here).
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Now you know how the guy who first came up the with the dumb abortion trolley problem felt
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One chapter of american psycho that should have been at least a deleted scene in the movie was when bateman gave his girlfriend a urinal cake covered in chocolate and watched her eat it. Out of all the edgelord shit in that book that probably disgusted me the most.
I laughed harder at my mom’s clitorectomy than at any “joke” Pat’s ever written.
Not nearly enough.
He should try no-hands riding a bike around the streets of Milwaukee, that's sure to go fawkin viral
He should do this.Not nearly enough.
He should try no-hands riding a bike around the streets of Milwaukee, that's sure to go fawkin viral
Always worth a try, fellas.
Pat has boasted many times that he would never write again if he was rich. He doesn't do anything just for the love of doing it except for being a blowhard cunt on Twitter.
So what fat boy? I’ve had tons of slides ripped off by a bunch of people who tried to pass it off like their own. Did I whine about it like a fairy so the entire company knew how much it hurt my feelings?
No, like a man, I went behind their backs and passive aggressively told everybody that I gave them permission ahead of time to rip my shit without crediting me because I just want to be helpful. I now have a reputation for being a team player. Everybody loves me and they laugh at all my jokes.
Fucking amateur
No, like a man, I went behind their backs and passive aggressively told everybody that I gave them permission ahead of time to rip my shit without crediting me because I just want to be helpful. I now have a reputation for being a team player. Everybody loves me and they laugh at all my jokes.
Fucking amateur
The idea Pat is still chasing the idea of being a screenwriter and can't even handle a tweet being stolen is hilarious.
FYI, Fatty - If you don't want people to take credit for your work don't get into the movie business.
That's the main thing which chaps his ass and shows he could NEVER handle notable celebrity status. He feels he must control every aspect of how he's perceived and received by the public. Everything negative must be shut down instantly and removed from the media the internet. Imagine if Stephen King or J.K. Rowling replied to every negative message sent and filed frivolous lawsuits against every website which hosted content critical of them. They'd kill their careers.
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For reference, this is the original (AFAIK) abortion thought experiment that Patrick plagiarized. Be sure to whip this out any time he complains about joke stealing:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://philpapers.org/rec/DAMSSE[/URL]
It says 2007, but if you open up the PDF, it was actually published in 2006, 11 years before our Pig went viral.
[URL unfurl="true"]https://philpapers.org/rec/DAMSSE[/URL]
It says 2007, but if you open up the PDF, it was actually published in 2006, 11 years before our Pig went viral.
That’s another reason it’s such a gift that Adrienne took Annabelle away. Pat would 100 percent be one of those “RESPECT MUH AUTHORITAY!” parents who flip their shit if a kid so much as rolls their eyes or refers to them with a pronoun rather than by their name. Annabelle would have been paste by the time she was in preschool. (And Pat would have put pasted Annabelle in the Twinkie maker and hey presto! Bob’s your uncle, she dead.)
It’s not even limited to the film industry, it’s just what happens at work and he’d know this if he ever had an actual job.
Annabelle would have been passed between Paul Weimer and Dominic Franchetti until she became a gender confused, self hating teenager, which Pat would then blame on "conservatives".
Don't worry. He won't.