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Now the mulching is a cyberstlaker operation
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Damn. I agree something else has him pissed off, he's going to do something... I can feel it.
So a stlaker spent around $200 to send mulch to Pat? Sounds a bit far fetched
Something's definitely going poorly for him in his everyday life. His language has noticeably changed.
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Lmao he’s really copying the cyberstlakers lately. That’s how you know the insults hurt.
When his phone was bricked I had a moment where I thought “wow, he might really just be ignoring them, he actually learned”.
Egg on my face for doubting the autistic cow.
When his phone was bricked I had a moment where I thought “wow, he might really just be ignoring them, he actually learned”.
Egg on my face for doubting the autistic cow.
And they went and paid cash?
Otherwise the police could pretty easily find them I'd think, landscape companies don't take bitcoin as far as I know.
i like reading pat texts because you don’t even have to read any of the texts from the other person. every response from him is exactly the same and usually contains enough to piece together what was said to him.
LoL he just had to let you know the specs!
His birthday is coming up in a month. I know this because he felt the need to point this out last time I said he was 43.
Anyways, I bet he gets another wellness check
Nikki is divorcing him
Welp it happened. Our stlakers called the Forestry department on the tree in our yard claiming we used it for lynching n-words. They knocked on the door with chainsaws pointed at our faces 1/46.5
Felony landscaping
I think my human mind can deduce what happened with our Pig and his technicalities
We have proof that he had a shit ton of mulch and didn't outright blame it on cyberstlakers
"It was delivered by mistake" by the service
"We don't know by what service" but once the police find out they will enjoy prison
"We just need it gone" Patrick can't eat it all himself
I think the reason for not bringing up "cyberstlakers" is because he didn't want to come off as an unhinged lunatic, someone worthy of having multiple "cyberstlakers" fuck with him, he just wanted the mulch gone.
This is pretty smart from our pig, acting like he isn't a complete retard who deserves this stupid shit happening to him, but remember he never said it wasn't us, so in his mind he hasn't lied by omission and obviously that kiwifarm Tacoma guy prob did this irl.
We have proof that he had a shit ton of mulch and didn't outright blame it on cyberstlakers
"It was delivered by mistake" by the service
"We don't know by what service" but once the police find out they will enjoy prison
"We just need it gone" Patrick can't eat it all himself
I think the reason for not bringing up "cyberstlakers" is because he didn't want to come off as an unhinged lunatic, someone worthy of having multiple "cyberstlakers" fuck with him, he just wanted the mulch gone.
This is pretty smart from our pig, acting like he isn't a complete retard who deserves this stupid shit happening to him, but remember he never said it wasn't us, so in his mind he hasn't lied by omission and obviously that kiwifarm Tacoma guy prob did this irl.
In the upcoming months, we could be getting the second, better divorce, Porsalin doc, and debtor exam. Patposting is far from dead.
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Does Rick know how evidence works?
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Meekly stlaker, meekly is the key
I think the details about it being woodchip mulch and "about 6 cubic yards" are dead giveaways that he ordered it himself. Why would he know that?I think my human mind can deduce what happened with our Pig and his technicalities
We have proof that he had a shit ton of mulch and didn't outright blame it on cyberstlakers
"It was delivered by mistake" by the service
"We don't know by what service" but once the police find out they will enjoy prison
"We just need it gone" Patrick can't eat it all himself
I think the reason for not bringing up "cyberstlakers" is because he didn't want to come off as an unhinged lunatic, someone worthy of having multiple "cyberstlakers" fuck with him, he just wanted the mulch gone.
This is pretty smart from our pig, acting like he isn't a complete retard who deserves this stupid shit happening to him, but remember he never said it wasn't us, so in his mind he hasn't lied by omission and obviously that kiwifarm Tacoma guy prob did this irl.
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No, child