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Eric is an indisputable expert on all matters of Christianity because he was on his way to become a minister when he was married to a 15-year-old or whatever.
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His sister took a vow of celibacy she's practically a nun.
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Wrong as always, bangedster.Eric is an indisputable expert on all matters of Christianity because he was on his way to become a minister when he was married to a 15-year-old or whatever.
I'm convinced there isn't one good looking woman in WisconsinHis sister took a vow of celibacy she's practically a nun.
Same with the Orthodoxy although our priests can get married so there's a bit less kid fucking women aren't even allowed in the monasteries of Mt Athos. They are allowed at the bottom of cliff, that's close enough bitchesCatholicism doesnβt have this problem, sure we have homo priests, but no dykes in charge of the Mass as per the Bible.
Turry said they MUST be married (or become a monk). I.e., no single parish priests or pastorsSame with the Orthodoxy although our priests can get married so there's a bit less kid fucking women aren't even allowed in the monasteries of Mt Athos. They are allowed at the bottom of cliff, that's close enough bitches
I was talking about Catholics, I don't recognize this fringe sect of ChristianityTurry said they MUST be married (or become a monk). I.e., no single parish priests or pastors
OhI was talking about Catholics, I don't recognize this fringe sect of Christianity
Imagine being such a whore you have to publicly praise yourself for not getting dicked down.His sister took a vow of celibacy she's practically a nun.
Is he dressing up for a performance at the Big Apple Ranch?New Joey just dropped
Marriage and procreation is a general commandment so I can see it being encouraged for priests, but then again voluntary celibacy in the service of God is also a virtue. It's a tough one man. I don't follow the Greek rite but going from memory I think there's been Orthodox bishops and patriarchs without families.Turry said they MUST be married (or become a monk). I.e., no single parish priests or pastors
The Bishop?
The BISHOP!
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