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Now i aint sayin she a gold digger

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The first and last time I had a garage sale a bunch of Brouettes showed up early in the morning, a whole swarm of them stampeding out of their minivan, and aggressively pointing out any "flaw" they could find in shit they want to get something for literal cents. It didn't matter how many times you'd say no or non-negotiable, they'd point to something else, "YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS? 50 CENTS, FINAL OFFER. OK, BUT THERE'S A DENT HERE, I COULD DO A QUARTER, THAT'S FAIR."

Then they'd open the penny saver and look up more yard sales to spread to like locusts. You get these types if you ever sell a vehicle too. They're dumb rubes who think they're bartering like a Chinaman or a Turk at a bazaar.
 
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She probably told him to get rid of all that shit before they get married. What a gal. Sells off Jon's things, and makes this guy do it preemptively to save her the time later. She's a shrewd, calculating bitch.
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I'm sure she told Joe "let's build a life together from scratch." It's kinda like when a whore who's fucked 200 guys says she wants to be a "born again virgin." Sorry, you can't just make all that baggage disappear, sweetie.
 
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The first and last time I had a garage sale a bunch of Brouettes showed up early in the morning, a whole swarm of them stampeding out of their minivan, and aggressively pointing out any "flaw" they could find in shit they want to get something for literal cents. It didn't matter how many times you'd say no or non-negotiable, they'd point to something else, "YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS? 50 CENTS, FINAL OFFER. OK, BUT THERE'S A DENT HERE, I COULD DO A QUARTER, THAT'S FAIR."

Then they'd open the penny saver and look up more yard sales to spread to like locusts. You get these types if you ever sell a vehicle too. They're dumb rubes who think they're bartering like a Chinaman or a Turk at a bazaar.
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These were the worst types that would come in when I sold cars, they would point to random cars, ask how much then give some ridiculous and disrespectful offer - like HOW MUCH THAT? - Its 17k - ILL GIVE YOU 5 THOUSAND! - no - HOW MUCH FOR THAT ONE? - 22.5 - ILL GIVE YOU 45 HUNDRED! Luckily I had a racist sales manager who personally loved telling these types to get the fuck out.
 
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