Now he’s an expert on subs

[guest]

Can we send fat to space? He can go on Elmo’s rocket. He’s fucking annoying no nothing Know it all.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I'm not going to lie: I don't care they died either and they must've been pretty stupid to agree to the trip in the first place. They blew quarter of a mil each to look at camera feed and get crushed by 2 miles of water.

It had a window, not sure why people keep saying this.

 

[AliceWorquer]

It had a window, not sure why people keep saying this.

You're right. I've changed my mind. Totally worth it.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Someone should remind Pat that the only thing he is an expert on is daughter abandonment.

 

[guest]

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You're right. I've changed my mind. Totally worth it.

Nice window, stupid.

 

[guest]

I mean, a few extra foot-pounds of energy per second, per second!

 

[guest]

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I mean, a few extra foot-pounds of energy per second, per second!

Is he talking about when he sits in his splinter chairs?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’d just help out my family and bang 23 year olds. Probably start collecting cars or something too.

Same, brothaman. I’d revive the 18th-19th century concept of the gentleman scholar. Whatever piqued my interests, I’d just spend the time learning languages and buffing up on the scholarship and enjoying my findings. Probably would get involved in the black market antiquities too.

 

[Udders]

Let's get a gofundme up with a goal of 250k to send Pat down on one of those.

 

[RickReternal]

It makes me wonder why he isn't a reddit mod by now.

It’s completely foreign to me—I don’t do charity for corporations—but supposedly they have to “work” a regular schedule, with significant time investment, and get along with other mods to be successful.

Not a fit for our pig.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It’s completely foreign to me—I don’t do charity for corporations—but supposedly they have to “work” a regular schedule, with significant time investment, and get along with other mods to be successful.

Not a fit for our pig.

It’s double his salary now though. 2 times 0 equals 0.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

This nigga probably gets the meatball sub from subway.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Meownaw]

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I can't think of anyone else funny.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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That poor homeless woman didn't want to blow you,pat.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I’ve seen Down Periscope and Crimson Tide, I’m one of the foremost submarine experts, child.

Good job on giving him book ideas. Wait for Gelsey Krammer and bonald glumpfs adventures fighting on the great space ocean.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Good job on giving him book ideas. Wait for Gelsey Krammer and bonald glumpfs adventures fighting on the great space ocean.

Too late

 

[NoBacon]

Patrick graduated the top of his class.

In the school for faggots.

He’s cracking open a few cold trans lights and taking in that viral twitter book selling bounty ($4)

 

[RoTheHo69]

Sub sandwiches? I knew that.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Someone should remind Pat that the only thing he is an expert on is daughter abandonment.

Wrong in every conceivable way, child. He's also an expert at believing tall tales as truth as long as they align with his political beliefs