Now he’s an expert on subs

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

And I don’t mean the sandwich!

Welp? Shut up, fatso

He doesn’t care anybody died, just so he can say “see! Rich people are STUPID!”

 

[HH Brother]

"Welp. I looked in the mirror and I'm still fat, welpster."

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

It probably did implode, but just because Pat says so I say they are still alive and were captured by an underwater Nazi sealab.

 

[Meownaw]

He is talking like he didn't just see someone else say this. I hate him.

 

[eggfeller]

thank god Professor Pat is here to clear all this hullabaloo up!

 

[Jenna]

If I was a billionaire, I would have invented and built everyone a fancy Iron Man suit to explore the Titanic with. It would adhere to every single regulation ever and would get you from the surface to the ocean floor in under 45 seconds. And that one just be one of my side projects, I'd be mostly focused on my many colonies on Mars.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He is talking like he didn't just see someone else say this. I hate him.

It’s one of the worst parts about him, he just steals what’s said by people that know what they’re talking about and passes it off as his own. It’s why whenever he’s questioned further on anything he posts it’s met with “you’re stupid, I can’t help you child” and “everything I said is fact” with zero sources.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If I was a billionaire, I would have invented and built everyone a fancy Iron Man suit to explore the Titanic with. It would adhere to every single regulation ever and would get you from the surface to the ocean floor in under 45 seconds. And that one just be one of my side projects, I'd be mostly focused on my many colonies on Mars.

It’s amazing how he claims to be this big sci-fi geek yet is a bootlicker to government and not the private sector which has shown they can do things much better and faster than the government.

 

[N64 Cube]

No shit

 

[SFWA liaison]

$1 worth of paint balloons could've prevented this. Why! Why did they not listen!?!?

 

[AntSucks]

It’s one of the worst parts about him, he just steals what’s said by people that know what they’re talking about and passes it off as his own. It’s why whenever he’s questioned further on anything he posts it’s met with “you’re stupid, I can’t help you child” and “everything I said is fact” with zero sources.

It makes me wonder why he isn't a reddit mod by now.

 

[Will Tate]

Yeah, greed was the problem, not a bunch of diversity hires who didn't know their asses from their elbows. Fuckin dipshit.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

In the past seven days he’s shifted from sci-fi author to a comedian and now he’s a marine biologist? Lynne needs to pick up her Jitterbug and call in a welfare check because I think he’s mid-psychosis.

 

[guest]

I’ve seen Down Periscope and Crimson Tide, I’m one of the foremost submarine experts, child.

 

[Meownaw]

He was always an expert on subs. He is fat you see.

 

[Treat Yourself]

I wish his heart would implode. It's amazing that it has withstood all the pressure from the tons of fat pressing in on it for how many years now.

 

[AliceWorquer]

He doesn’t care anybody died, just so he can say “see! Rich people are STUPID!”

I'm not going to lie: I don't care they died either and they must've been pretty stupid to agree to the trip in the first place. They blew quarter of a mil each to look at camera feed and get crushed by 2 miles of water.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If I was a billionaire, I would have invented and built everyone a fancy Iron Man suit to explore the Titanic with. It would adhere to every single regulation ever and would get you from the surface to the ocean floor in under 45 seconds. And that one just be one of my side projects, I'd be mostly focused on my many colonies on Mars.

I’d just help out my family and bang 23 year olds. Probably start collecting cars or something too.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He was always an expert on subs. He is fat you see.

He’s been called the sub hero.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

And I don’t mean the sandwich!
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