Nortons "wife" has been institutionalised

[Rick Roblinson]

Nikki started his own show

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Do you think he has a moment of clarity when he watches his husband get out of bed to take a piss, and he doesn't have his hair done, or makeup? Does Jimmy stare at this man in his bed and wonder what the fuck he's done with his life?

If Norton were capable of this kind of introspection he'd have already offed himself

 

[LingerLonger]

Prince Alan probably goes to one of those expensive rehabs like Promises in Malibu, the worms gotta do shows almost every weekend now!

I always laugh when Artie convinced everyone on Stern and Colin Quinn that he was going to enter rehab and come out a changed man. And they had him travel to Florida and take a break from the Stern Show to get sober. Then it comes out that Artie found a licensed rehab clinic out of Miami that would let you take your 'rehab' on a private yacht. And people saw Artie drinking and partying on a yacht with a bunch of random strangers as his 'rehab'. And more hilarious was that Sirius had paid for that particular rehab and some of Stern's Sirius-XM associates like Ross Zapin were partying on the yacht as well and not taking it seriously.

And Artie being the typical mega junkie couldn't even handle that. He had to quit that rehab and just return to the show with his usual "whatever". They kept him around for another year of extreme heroin abuse before he finally melted down and was suspended. Then finally with a suicide attempt and firing. When Artie was finally fired, over the phone, Gary wanted to be the one to fire him, as revenge for mocking his failed first pitch attempt at a NY Mets home game.

 

[nasty twp]

Jim's back door is open.

And how!

 

[UnPRePared]

When Artie was finally fired, over the phone, Gary wanted to be the one to fire him, as revenge for mocking his failed first pitch attempt at a NY Mets home game.

Jesus, Gary is a petty Fag.

Maybe don't throw like a sissy, you horse toothed jackass.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Do you think he has a moment of clarity when he watches his husband get out of bed to take a piss, and he doesn't have his hair done, or makeup? Does Jimmy stare at this man in his bed and wonder what the fuck he's done with his life?

"Oh God, what have I done..."

 

[UnPRePared]

Do you think he has a moment of clarity when he watches his husband get out of bed to take a piss, and he doesn't have his hair done, or makeup? Does Jimmy stare at this man in his bed and wonder what the fuck he's done with his life?

He's probably upset the bitch keeps leaving the toilet seat up.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

His husband is gonna be sucking all different kinds of fag dick and probably getting topped in a nice expensive rehab. Ragnar is going to meet someone there and leave Yimmy ROFL

Why didn't he at least get one that sort of looks like a woman? The chinky ones instead he picked a big Viking. Is it for his protection is his husband also his security?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Dident lol

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It's hilarious to me how incompatible they are. You couldn't have picked a worse person for Jimmy to have married but because there's a cock involved he is just blinded to it. Pathetic little slug will be a slave to his sexual impulses until he dies.

He married a hideous, freakish he/she with no sense of humor, who hates everything he likes, solely because "she" has a huge penis to shove up his ass. And the more he pretends otherwise, the more sad and pathetic it gets. I can't even imagine having to endure Nikki's vapid, shrill, grating, phony affectation for more than a few seconds, let alone living with that psychotic damage case on a full-time basis. One day, Jimmy will face some sort of real consequences for continuing to live that retarded lie. I don't see how it ends other than by suicide, or a complete mental breakdown, unless he gets lucky and he contracts some sort of STD that kills him relatively quickly.

 

[nasty twp]

As a nice, normal, prissy and vanilla quare, I would prefer to secede culturally from these sorts of people. Jennifer Coolidge at the Emmys was wrong. NOKD.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He's probably upset the bitch keeps leaving the toilet seat up.

"Married life, amirite, fellas? Like when your wife leaves the toilet seat up. Or when she wakes up with a hard-on, and tries to shove it up your ass, but you're just too sore for another round and you're all out of lidocaine cream. The married fellas know what I'm talking about. Girls. You can't live with their huge juicy cocks, you can't live without their huge juicy cocks. Wish I'd been born gay, you know?"

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"Married life, amirite, fellas? Like when your wife leaves the toilet seat up. Or when she wakes up with a hard-on, and tries to shove it up your ass, but you're just too sore for another round and you're all out of lidocaine cream. The married fellas know what I'm talking about. Girls. You can't live with their huge juicy cocks, you can't live without their huge juicy cocks. Wish I'd been born gay, you know?"

"Don't you guys hate when your wife rips a big noxious gasser then holds your head under the covers until you gag and start to cry a little? It's the wwwworrrssst."

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

He's probably upset the bitch keeps leaving the toilet seat up.

That's actually interesting. Do you think Nikki stands up to piss?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

That's actually interesting. Do you think Nikki stands up to piss?

With that hog, I can't see how she'd be able to sit down to piss, as it'd be underwater.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I don't think Jim regrets a thing, because I believe Jim is legitimaely attracted to men. Not "ladies with a dick", actual men. Like if AntH decided he was a fruit and took a shot with him, he'd gladly accept it.

He probably wanted a pretty girl, and if not that a prettier ladyboy. But I think he's more than satisfied with the beast he ended up wrangling, particularly when the alternative was nothing at all.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Married life, amirite, fellas? Like when your wife leaves the toilet seat up. Or when she wakes up with a hard-on, and tries to shove it up your ass, but you're just too sore for another round and you're all out of lidocaine cream. The married fellas know what I'm talking about. Girls. You can't live with their huge juicy cocks, you can't live without their huge juicy cocks. Wish I'd been born gay, you know?"

One time I had to take a super long cab ride and the Indian driver melted down to me about how his wife is an unappreciative cunt and he kept saying "I vish I vas fucking gay, bro." In hindsight, he was probably trying to blow me, but I actually enjoyed the conversation.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

"Don't you guys hate when your wife rips a big noxious gasser then holds your head under the covers until you gag and start to cry a little? It's the wwwworrrssst."

Hey! My wife does that, but she doesn't have a juicy cock. -sniff

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Timestamp it, sir. Nobody wants to trawl through even a minute of this slug's garbage.

The Slug's Garbage is waaaaay better name for the show than Sword Fight