Norton leaves hotel after ripping up unsatisfactory pillows

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I thought it was gonna be “rips a mean half and half gasser”

farts in mic

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HOLLLEEEEEY SHITTTTT.. PUSHES MIC AWAY...POUNDS DESK

sorry gentleman, It's really bruuuuuuuuutal today.
It's those fuuuuuuuuucking pretzels man, I was being a naughty little boy and ate half the bag last night.
It's part of being an addict, I can't help it. better than smoking crack/cocaine, right?
*looks around room, blinking, smiling*
I know the salt is bad for me but they're fucking delicious.

are they?
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
farts in mic

:image_9253:AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
HOLLLEEEEEY SHITTTTT.. PUSHES MIC AWAY...POUNDS DESK

sorry gentleman, It's really bruuuuuuuuutal today.
It's those fuuuuuuuuucking pretzels man, I was being a naughty little boy and ate half the bag last night.
It's part of being an addict, I can't help it. better than smoking crack/cocaine, right?

*looks around room, blinking, smiling*
I know the salt is bad for me but they're fucking delicious.

are they?
I don't eat salt because the sugar they put in there.
*Slathers mustard on his egg whites*
 
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