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This is my main concern.I used to buy weed off this chick and we ended up fucking a few times. Long story short, I had to start getting weed from someone else...
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This is my main concern.I used to buy weed off this chick and we ended up fucking a few times. Long story short, I had to start getting weed from someone else...
Bet you don't have the balls to show that dog's front paws do ya, bud?That's the small one at 65lbs. This one is 95lbs and no fat... don't know what happened.
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They'll fuck up your life if you don't put them in their place in the hierarchy because they always look for where to fit. But I can give their leash to a 5 year old and let them walk them without problems. Get the boot camp and drill in the training. They each dug one hole in the yard until I showed them consequences.
what is that, some kind of airedale poodle mix? That's a decent looking dog.
Pussy > weed. Fuck her.This is my main concern.
"This is Blobby Mcshlumbub and you peed in my hat".Was up all night with a sick kid and since I didn't abandon my offspring like Pat, we stayed up watching cartoons and shitposting with the brothermen. Unfortunately didn't have the Todd Show to help me through it.
Felony hypoallergenic dogI'm obviously just getting drunk and swimming in my pool (probably). Maybe watch the court videos again.
Took the dogs to a brewery in Kentucky this weekend. (Covered her eyes so she doesn't get doxxed as some other random dog)
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Annnnnnnd. Punt.
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Show up in grey sweats with your dong printing. Get her thirsting for it. See if you can catch her scoping your piece. Unless you want a ton of chaos in your life you might want to just stay smoke buddies.I may have a slight crush on her.
Pat really is a pumpkin-headed fool so that reference is especially aproposWaiting on Thomas like the Great Pumpkin
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