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Norm/11 eve and what is everyone up to?

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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That's the small one at 65lbs. This one is 95lbs and no fat... don't know what happened.

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They'll fuck up your life if you don't put them in their place in the hierarchy because they always look for where to fit. But I can give their leash to a 5 year old and let them walk them without problems. Get the boot camp and drill in the training. They each dug one hole in the yard until I showed them consequences.
Bet you don't have the balls to show that dog's front paws do ya, bud?
 

Sputnik

Females arent funny
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I just got off work, I’m going to pop some Xanax and take my dog to the park and enjoy what happens nexxxxxxxxxxst.

FYI rich vos will be performing at Tiffs Grill and Ale House in Morris Plains, NJ. on October 6th.
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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Dude! I didn't even realise it was a celebratory date, but Mrs__Pot was here & I did some wrong stuff to her... consensual of-course!

I'll do some audio shit for YOU! (it's a treat if you want)

Some mosquito just tried fukkin with me... burned that bitch with a turbo-lighter... anyways, I'll do requests
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Jackie about to send this to the NSA Pet database to track you down for felony fatphobia, it's over!
 

Will Tate

Oven March
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On Christmas Eve the family gets together, we celebrate the holiday and being in each other's company, we welcome new folks into the party from time to time.
I'm kinda doing that, just on Twitter, and making fun of a fat delusional failure.
Patposting will live forever, boys, take a bow for being the ones to get the snowball rolling down the mountain. I'm honored to have been there with you.
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warchief1978

I am the man with no name...
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Was up all night with a sick kid and since I didn't abandon my offspring like Pat, we stayed up watching cartoons and shitposting with the brothermen. Unfortunately didn't have the Todd Show to help me through it.
"This is Blobby Mcshlumbub and you peed in my hat".
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I'm obviously just getting drunk and swimming in my pool (probably). Maybe watch the court videos again.

Took the dogs to a brewery in Kentucky this weekend. (Covered her eyes so she doesn't get doxxed as some other random dog)

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Annnnnnnd. Punt.

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Felony hypoallergenic dog

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