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Norm/11 eve and what is everyone up to?

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I'm obviously just getting drunk and swimming in my pool (probably). Maybe watch the court videos again.

Took the dogs to a brewery in Kentucky this weekend. (Covered her eyes so she doesn't get doxxed as some other random dog)

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Annnnnnnd. Punt.

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RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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I'm obviously just getting drunk and swimming in my pool (probably). Maybe watch the court videos again.

Took the dogs to a brewery in Kentucky this weekend. (Covered her eyes so she doesn't get doxxed as some other random dog)

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Annnnnnnd. Punt.

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Bro is that an Airedale???? I’m so envious. #1 on my list when I get a pooch. Gorgeous. You enjoy the personality?

Edit: I should have read literally any of the responses
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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damn, that's a big airedale! Nice dog nigga
That's the small one at 65lbs. This one is 95lbs and no fat... don't know what happened.

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Bro is that an Airedale???? I’m so envious. #1 on my list when I get a pooch. Gorgeous. You enjoy the personality?

Edit: I should have read literally any of the responses
They'll fuck up your life if you don't put them in their place in the hierarchy because they always look for where to fit. But I can give their leash to a 5 year old and let them walk them without problems. Get the boot camp and drill in the training. They each dug one hole in the yard until I showed them consequences.
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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Been hanging out with the Puerto Rican chick who sells me weed. She's asked me to smoke every day and doesn't charge me anymore. She also bought me a mug that says "Handsome"
I'm still supposed to be getting married to the Indian lady. Leave it alone.

I think she's probably just lonely because her kid went to college. She's like 35 but ya know, Puerto Rican.
 

kingship75

My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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Been hanging out with the Puerto Rican chick who sells me weed. She's asked me to smoke every day and doesn't charge me anymore. She also bought me a mug that says "Handsome"
I'm still supposed to be getting married to the Indian lady. Leave it alone.

I think she's probably just lonely because her kid went to college. She's like 35 but ya know, Puerto Rican.
I’m all-in with da brothamen love triangles. You gonna fuck the Puerto-Rican?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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Airedales are the shit. My grandfather had one that was so fat he didn't look like an Airedale. One of my earliest memories is of the dog biting my dad on the ass and then my grandfather being so hammered that he fell over and smoked his head on a garage door. Same day. First time I heard the term "heads up". The old man fell while he was going to take a piss beside the garage and my dad was like "heads up, buddy" and threw me to my screaming mother while I looked at the sky like I figured my dad told me to.
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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Been hanging out with the Puerto Rican chick who sells me weed. She's asked me to smoke every day and doesn't charge me anymore. She also bought me a mug that says "Handsome"
I'm still supposed to be getting married to the Indian lady. Leave it alone.

I think she's probably just lonely because her kid went to college. She's like 35 but ya know, Puerto Rican.
I used to buy weed off this chick and we ended up fucking a few times. Long story short, I had to start getting weed from someone else...
 

HH Brother

Hotdog skin is coming back in a big fucking way
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