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None of you civilians could sit at this table.

Mr. Faggotry

The world’s expert on faggotry
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Nice shirt stupid.
 

Snake

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The pomposity of everyone at this gay club proclaiming this is the final judge on what constitutes what's funny is nauseating. It's a NYC club, there hasn't been anyone funny in there in 30 years.

I just go down to the Cellar and work it out for a few sets.

GO FUCK YOURSELF
 
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Unpopular opinion...

I enjoyed the "Table" stories. It was a natural way to vet up and coming comics.

Plus it's hilarious to know that while they were sitting there feeling like big shots a big name like Jerry would walk right past it without even acknowledging them.

The worse table story I've heard is Amy Schumer talking about how she was too scared to be near that table for years, yet some new female comic was sitting there and enjoying herself as if she belonged.

Stop hating you insecure and jealous bitch!
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Imagine walking up to that table with a buttoned shirt. Shaking just thinking of the beating I would get.
 
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