I have it on good information that your current shirt is both tacky and outdated, stupid.
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@NoBacon's Cup Size
- Thread starter Turry
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The logo is peeling off so you got me there
This is why the cellar table was so feared. You walk in wearing the wrong color shirt and you’re not making it out alive. They were fuckin’ vicious, man, genuinely
I'm not concerned with the shirt so much as how the guy is filling it out
I bet you're a faggot, nigger retard
@Rodeo Clown how many times could you wrap your index finger around his twig wrists?
Also I want to hear a vocaroo of you saying "wrists"
your arm looks almost more defined than mine right now, & that's just... wrong!
I am suprisingly strong, & you've got no chest
Oh stop it
flattery will get you nowhere
I heard @NoBacon gets all his theology from running TempleOS.
Anyone heard about TimeCube?
The difference between the door frame and the top of that guys head is way more than a foot
Suester was being generous by measuring up from my hair but he wasn't far off. Besides, the thread isn't about who's taller - it's about @NoBacon's luscious tatas in contrast to my completely ordinary adult male chest.
Dada could have breastfed me.
Numnumnumnumnum milkies dada milkies!
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So fucking weird and gay.
Notice the toothbrushes of my children who were not slaughtered
Why does he have 6 toothbrushes? Speculate speculate...
Oh that's turry? Thought it was bacon. Both short.