No Wonder Pat Thinks We're Russian

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m here in Vladivostok with Mikhail, Piotr, Ivan and Igor drinking cheap vodka (those fucking Poles) and listening through Patrick’s over priced smart device. He oinks in his sleep and I heard Nikki getting a hot gas infusion from the Jamal last night while Piggy masturbated in the corner watching. In Soviet times, he would’ve been in Gulag already. In Soviet Russia, you don’t get farts inserted in vagina, vagina inserts farts into you! What a country!

 

[PogromStallone]

Funny how no one remembers Tarzan but everyone talks about Treasure Planet.

That's an insane take, Tarzan is remembered a shit ton more than Treasure Planet.

 

[Meownaw]

That's an insane take, Tarzan is remembered a shit ton more than Treasure Planet.

That was the joke, stupid.

 

[PogromStallone]

That was the joke, stupid.

I knew that. I was hacked.