No one's posted this yet?

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

He hasn't been to the gym in (at least) four weeks apparently. Four weeks without exercise.

He must be super fat and yellow right now.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Evergreen content, child. Wait quietly for the updoots. Quietly is the key.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Resolutioners lol what an asshole

 

[Sputnik]

Its a shame you didn't get photos of me at the con you didn't attend stlaker. If you saw me you'd know I'm a jacked beast now that's to Turkish horse penis wine. Quietly now, wait for the cock.

 

[RickReternal]

I think “penos” might be a keeper.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[PickleRickle]

The only people that should be getting irked by resolutioners are roided up gym rat faggots. Stfu Rick.

 

[Brooke Shields]

How do you do fellow gym-goers

 

[Kurt_Love]

Even in his fictional gym posts, he always talks about taking the elevator up with his gym bag. Too lazy for the stairs and he hasn't had a job in 15 years, but needs to bring a bag so he can shower there with other men and probably carries fingerless gloves to keep his hands soft and covid free.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

How do you do fellow gym-goers

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He literally just illustrated that he hasn't worked out in at least a month.

What kind of gym-goer would take a month off physical exercise, let alone a week?

How does he live with himself? He's such a fucking sham of a human.

 

[PickleRickle]

He literally just illustrated that he hasn't worked out in at least a month.

What kind of gym-goer would take a month off physical exercise, let alone a week?

How does he live with himself? He's such a fucking sham of a human.

His own resolution is to go to the gym more. The fag avoided the gym all January so he wouldnt look like what he is.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He really hyper focuses on resolutioners. Is that part of his autism?

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

His own resolution is to go to the gym more. The fag avoided the gym all January so he wouldnt look like what he is.

Ha yes, Pat's the perpetual resolutioner.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The whole being “angry” at the bigger crowds at gyms in January makes no sense since he has NOTHING BUT FREE TIME to go to the gym at the “off” times, especially during week days when normal people are at work. He could go late morning (10-11 am) and not have a problem but he wants all the weak uncle Paul types and purple hair cat ladies to think he’s some super strong gym warrior. People that are dedicated to working out find the time - Pat just likes to find an excuse to lay around all day. “Can’t work out this month, the gym will be busy with rookies every hour it’s open! (Cracks beer, eats slop)”

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Gym Fat is the worst Fat. He’s like a tranny. He insists people see him a certain way that only exists in his damaged mind. “I am jacked, child. My tits are pecs. My buggy whip pythons are rippled with vascularity. I am sorry you are so stupid that you can’t see my muscles underneath layers of flab”

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thinks just going to the gym makes him stronger. When you know he doesnt have a circuit program he runs. He just wanders around to machines not in use. No real direction. Spending most of his time trotting on a treadmill or in the steam room.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat thinks just going to the gym makes him stronger. When you know he doesnt have a circuit program he runs. He just wanders around to machines not in use. No real direction. Spending most of his time trotting on a treadmill or in the steam room.

Pat thinks if he sweats from the steam room that’s just as good as actually exercising

 

[DominusOdium]

Finally he can get back to the routine that keeps him in this peak physical condition.

That's not cheek fat slowly enveloping my ears, child, it's muscle.

 

[porquedealer]

Weird how it's never:
Damn resolutioners, good thing I have my own #gym in the #attic #cantmissaworkout

But we all know its because there is no cock to swallow at home.