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No offense to the zoomer brothermen here, but your generation is faggots.

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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I hope like hell that is satire

I think it's a strange form of role playing, something no sane human would actually do but the fantasy is enough to get them off.

Much like a grown adult role playing secretly galavanting with a young trans girl who happens to look like a fifteen year old, and he buys her tits as round as half a bowling ball while secretly taking her to hotels and driving in his Jag - hey, wait.
 

Africa.com

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The most annoying thing about Zoomers:
-They prioritize the short term over long term. Think a week ahead faggot, sure that trip seems fun (and will get you a dopamine hit on social media) but maybe you should worry about rent.
-Blame everyone but themselves for their shitty financial predicament. I get it you fell for the college meme, so did I. Get over it.
-Zero work ethic. The ones I work with last weeks. Nice walking away from six figures, pension, and Cadillac healthcare because it intruded on pickle ball night, stupid. "My back is sore can't make it in today"
-think they have a uniquely adversarial relationship with older generations. You don't.
-have the ability to be the most self expressive, unique generation ever. Conformist bitches.
-trust the government for some reason despite the government being a large part of why they are fucked.
-"we are the most productive generation ever!" It's computers, dummy. If Boomers had the computing power you do they would have put a million people on Mars.
 

LiberalPussy

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The most annoying thing about Zoomers:
-They prioritize the short term over long term. Think a week ahead faggot, sure that trip seems fun (and will get you a dopamine hit on social media) but maybe you should worry about rent.
-Blame everyone but themselves for their shitty financial predicament. I get it you fell for the college meme, so did I. Get over it.
-Zero work ethic. The ones I work with last weeks. Nice walking away from six figures, pension, and Cadillac healthcare because it intruded on pickle ball night, stupid. "My back is sore can't make it in today"
-think they have a uniquely adversarial relationship with older generations. You don't.
-have the ability to be the most self expressive, unique generation ever. Conformist bitches.
-trust the government for some reason despite the government being a large part of why they are fucked.
-"we are the most productive generation ever!" It's computers, dummy. If Boomers had the computing power you do they would have put a million people on Mars.
I remember reading that Zoomers are actually retards compared to millennials in regards to technology. I’ve heard stories about how these faggots have trouble navigating a desktop or even something as simple as renaming a file.
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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I remember reading that Zoomers are actually retards compared to millennials in regards to technology. I’ve heard stories about how these faggots have trouble navigating a desktop or even something as simple as renaming a file.
All they know is phones and tablets. I gave my old PC to my nephew in parts so he could put it together and learn to do stuff and his dad ended up doing everything
 

EraGodless

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The most annoying thing about Zoomers:
-They prioritize the short term over long term. Think a week ahead faggot, sure that trip seems fun (and will get you a dopamine hit on social media) but maybe you should worry about rent.
-Blame everyone but themselves for their shitty financial predicament. I get it you fell for the college meme, so did I. Get over it.
-Zero work ethic. The ones I work with last weeks. Nice walking away from six figures, pension, and Cadillac healthcare because it intruded on pickle ball night, stupid. "My back is sore can't make it in today"
-think they have a uniquely adversarial relationship with older generations. You don't.
-have the ability to be the most self expressive, unique generation ever. Conformist bitches.
-trust the government for some reason despite the government being a large part of why they are fucked.
-"we are the most productive generation ever!" It's computers, dummy. If Boomers had the computing power you do they would have put a million people on Mars.
Need a mental health day. My lizard died today.
 
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I remember reading that Zoomers are actually retards compared to millennials in regards to technology. I’ve heard stories about how these faggots have trouble navigating a desktop or even something as simple as renaming a file.
Zoomzoom "technology" has been "hit the button and it does what you want" their entire lives, you can't really blame them. Everything has been intentionally designed so literal retards can work them.
 

JoshMoonDiaperTroon

I want to start a family
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The most annoying thing about Zoomers:
-They prioritize the short term over long term. Think a week ahead faggot, sure that trip seems fun (and will get you a dopamine hit on social media) but maybe you should worry about rent.
-Blame everyone but themselves for their shitty financial predicament. I get it you fell for the college meme, so did I. Get over it.
-Zero work ethic. The ones I work with last weeks. Nice walking away from six figures, pension, and Cadillac healthcare because it intruded on pickle ball night, stupid. "My back is sore can't make it in today"
-think they have a uniquely adversarial relationship with older generations. You don't.
-have the ability to be the most self expressive, unique generation ever. Conformist bitches.
-trust the government for some reason despite the government being a large part of why they are fucked.
-"we are the most productive generation ever!" It's computers, dummy. If Boomers had the computing power you do they would have put a million people on Mars.
>Muh work ethic!

Your job will always see you as replaceable. Especially if you're a white man. You should be spending most of your work day procrastinating and figuring out how to do the least amount of work possible. Take a bathroom break every hour.
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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>Muh work ethic!

Your job will always see you as replaceable. Especially if you're a white man. You should be spending most of your work day procrastinating and figuring out how to do the least amount of work possible. Take a bathroom break every hour.
That's fine, but you have to show up and do some work. NEETsters don't get blowjobs
 

Mr. Fuck

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-Zero work ethic. The ones I work with last weeks. Nice walking away from six figures, pension, and Cadillac healthcare because it intruded on pickle ball night, stupid. "My back is sore can't make it in today"
In their defense, it is a lot harder to get the kind of drugs that let you zone out and not feel like you're being eaten alive nowadays.
 
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