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Emma Watson
Get the fuck out of here dude! She's only like 30. Jesus Christ why does she look like a Louisiana hoodoo witch? She looks like she's addicted to some kind of synthetic Japanese drugs that we aren't aware of yet, and it took 20 years off her life.

Bruh, I seriously thought you were kidding and then I searched "Emma Watson" and this was the first thing that popped up and I laughed so hard I teared up.

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I have never seen one of her movies (I'm 38 so I missed the whole Harry Potter thing) but I've always wanted to fuck her; and now I feel like I legitimately have a shot with her. Holy fuck, she looks like somebody's AUNT now.

Goddamn Hollywood will make you age in dog years, won't it?

Edit: remind me never to talk shit about JK Rowling, because apparently she really is a wizard who can cast a hideous aging spell on you if you fire shots.
 
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