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I don't see how he could ever work any kind of regular job where he had to deal with other people because she's so antisocial and unlikable.
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No it’s not, you stupid pirate
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He would be lucky to get an entry level customer service job. He hates being told what to do so he would be a major pain in the ass for anyone that has to manage him. Especially if they have to do performance reviews - holy shit you know he would have a SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! Freak out on his manager and be removed by security.
He’s 43 and virtually un-employable.
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I work a cubicle job and I’m pretty sure I’m happier than literally everybody in Patrick’s fat orbit
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JDA has published like half a dozen books, schoolgirl comics, etc. that he sells himself and collects all the profits from, in the same time it took this fat hack to write on spec one Dickens fan fiction novel that he stole the idea from someone else for. And that beaner STILL had time to give his wife some Jake LaMotta style marriage counseling.
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He has such disdain for anyone that works a “normal job” like everyone with that kind of job is a miserable loser that failed at their dream job when that is far from the truth. I work for a global company and everyone I’ve known working here are regular people with families / homes / take nice vacations etc and are genuinely happy people. Everyone in the Pat universe seems to be the same - poor, unhealthy / fat / without family & friends and miserable spending their entire lives crying about dumb politics all day.
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15 years ago is exactly when you could make money with this kind of idea too. That gimmick was everywhere with the Jane Austen zombies.
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Classic Pat - living in fly over country means you’re at least 5-10 years behind the rest of the country. I think hooligans still had old heavy pre-flat screen box tvs up until 3 years ago. It’s funny he thinks he has his finger on the pulse of what’s trending with an idea that came and went years ago.
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Back in 2012 he was one of the first poor people in Milwaukee to get high-speed internet and he started making fun of people with a myspace page. He's been the tech-guru guy ever since. He's a tamale guru, a masonry guru, an electrical wiring guru . . . . goo guru . .
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I would never buy a book by someone who has a daily word count goal. If it's so painful for you to write it then why would I read it?
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On top of denigrating cubicle jobs, in that quote he refers to being a sci-fi writer as "the big leagues". Re-cap:
Cubicle job: gainful employment, socialization, getting out of the house, money
"The Big Leagues": self-employed (aka unemployment), being a shut-in whose only socialization is bartenders, traveling to conventions to hawk your stupid books (and losing money), having to associate with the losers and pedophiles who write and read sci-fi, having no income, having giant bitch tits (this last one is specific to Pat)
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Working a desk job is a fate worse than death. Well, pig, I’d take it over your life any day.
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“Attracting readers” you say…
Sure about that…
Not even 50 likes. Your career is dead.
Sure about that…
Not even 50 likes. Your career is dead.
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He watched Office Space once and thinks every office job is like that
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"It might be good. It might be."
(It's not)
The subject matter is boring enough and then factor in that it's written by Pat
(It's not)
The subject matter is boring enough and then factor in that it's written by Pat
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i believe the kids call that, cope
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Touched him where he was tender. The nuggets.
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The hitchikers guide fanfic he wrote.
what book series was that supposed to be? the repo/crashers one? or in the black series?
what book series was that supposed to be? the repo/crashers one? or in the black series?
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Do you think the $200,000 could have been better used by the SFWA for marketing?
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They'd just spend it all on their top talent like scalzi
