No effect on our lives.

[guest]

Sometimes I quote Patrick when I'm alone in my house. But I've never done it in public before, until today. I was walking past someone's house; they were sitting out the front drinking beer, and their daughter was playing on the lawn. I automatically said, "LiTTLe baby chiiiiiild" and they all stared at me and said nothing. I didn't even know I was saying it, it was like some tourettes shit. Very awkward.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Oopsie doodles!

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Take a break from the forum

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Get your head out of your ass

 

[potatopeeler63]

Qadan, I….




















think we should get rick on some sort of podcast or panel since he can’t do it by himself.
we’re kinda starved for content here and some up to date pig video would bring fractures and bruises of the rib variety

 

[Phish]

“You say weird shit dude”

i love it

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’ll admit a couple of months ago I said “Oopsie doodles, child!” to my wife as an inside joke for myself and inexplicably found myself saying it several times without irony for the next several weeks. Shameful.

 

[Caverlock]

I've told more than a few cats to shut their fucking meowths since Josiah 5/5.

 

[cliveowen]

Qadan, I….




















think we should get rick on some sort of podcast or panel since he can’t do it by himself.
we’re kinda starved for content here and some up to date pig video would bring fractures and bruises of the rib variety

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Has he ever looked that happy in a photo with Nikki?

What an absolute insult to her.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Qadan, I….




















think we should get rick on some sort of podcast or panel since he can’t do it by himself.
we’re kinda starved for content here and some up to date pig video would bring fractures and bruises of the rib variety

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She looks far more masculine than he, and he looks far more feminine than she. Bigger tits, too.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

Qadan, I….




















think we should get rick on some sort of podcast or panel since he can’t do it by himself.
we’re kinda starved for content here and some up to date pig video would bring fractures and bruises of the rib variety

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www.drphil.com/be-on-the-show/plug/17174/

 

[FatPatsBaps]

During my grocery shopping, as I was in the queue I saw a trolley with a pepperoni pizza that instantly made me think of niggeroni.

 

[BudDickman]

Qadan, I….




















think we should get rick on some sort of podcast or panel since he can’t do it by himself.
we’re kinda starved for content here and some up to date pig video would bring fractures and bruises of the rib variety

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Fucking glass-eyed weirdo. He looks like a Chucky doll, and he's absolutely ecstatic to have a mildly attractive female in his presence. "... How's your Saturday?" as though playing videogames with a woman who is friend-zoning you as a married man is interesting or enviable.

 

[guest]

Fucking glass-eyed weirdo. He looks like a Chucky doll, and he's absolutely ecstatic to have a mildly attractive female in his presence. "... How's your Saturday?" as though playing videogames with a woman who is friend-zoning you as a married man is interesting or enviable.

Never even read the caption. You're spot on. Holy fuck what a piece of shit.

 

[guest]

She looks far more masculine than he, and he looks far more feminine than she. Bigger tits, too.

Haha YES

larger skull
higher forehead
more prominent brows
larger, masculine jawline
more prominent, well defined chin
sharper, more masculine canines and teeth
thicker neck

 

[BudDickman]

There is nothing more pathetic or creepy than a married man who actively seeks the company of women who aren't his wife but doesn't even come close to fucking them. It lets the woman you're passively and unsuccessfully pursuing know that you are unhappy in your marriage, but too much of a complacent pussy to do anything about it. You're not even getting sex on the side, just companionship, which might be worse than just cheating on your wife. It's definitely more lame.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I've actually said oopsie doodles around folks a few times like I'm getting away with some great inside joke. It's these moments that I realize what a gigantic faggot I am

 

[Mikekeke]

Fucking glass-eyed weirdo. He looks like a Chucky doll, and he's absolutely ecstatic to have a mildly attractive female in his presence. "... How's your Saturday?" as though playing videogames with a woman who is friend-zoning you as a married man is interesting or enviable.

The same energy as Erock's "pretty cool, huh?" caption.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Nice real life useless cheat code, stupid.

 

[Phish]

Nice real life useless cheat code, stupid.

What is that? Lol