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No, child. I do noT look like the biggest comedy star of the 1910s.

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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He will always be an effeminate looking puppet headed freak, but agreed. If I saw a picture of myself looking anything like him there I would

a) stop drinking any alcohol at all for the foreseeable future, probably forever.
b) stop eating anything apart from meat, eggs and vegetables.
c) hit the gym every day.
d) start doing TRT.
e) grow a beard.
f) delete all social media and never post another photo of myself publicly online again.
g) Kill myself
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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He will always be an effeminate looking puppet headed freak, but agreed. If I saw a picture of myself looking anything like him there I would

a) stop drinking any alcohol at all for the foreseeable future, probably forever.
b) stop eating anything apart from meat, eggs and vegetables.
c) hit the gym every day.
d) start doing TRT.
e) grow a beard.
f) delete all social media and never post another photo of myself publicly online again.
He could start knocking people out a la Mike Tyson in the 90s and people would still think he’s light in the loafers. I don’t care how much TRT he takes, he’s never going to outrun his trash genetics.

His whole demeanor is womanly - easily offended, obsessed with social media, never thinks he’s wrong, and so on. All this before we talk about his physical appearance as he rocks the aging lesbian look.

The only thing he can do to turn the ship around is admit he’s a homosexual and start having sex with guys. Even as a bottom it’d be the straightest thing he’s ever done.
 
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