No child, I am noT your running maTe!

[Niggerotchi]

That is still stupid because it doesn’t work like that. People can hope the country they live in becomes better after they’re gone whether they have kids or not. Hell, almost every President in modern history, even the ones people would say were terrible and evil, had biological children.

It also doesn’t look good when JD Vance then says this was sarcasm, or he was only talking about people who CAN have kids but don’t. Even he doesn’t know what he was talking about, or he does and is trying to lessen its impact.

Either way none of this matters because perception is greater than reality. People think he’s shitting on childless people? Then he is, wether he ACTUALLY is or not.

gayfag noises

 

[SFWA liaison]

This is Pat's opportunity to revitalize his pretend comedy career by impersonating Vance. If only he was able to admit to himself that they have a similar appearance, but alas Pat thinks of himself as a muscular refined gentleman.

 

[Suetonius]

This is Pat's opportunity to revitalize his pretend comedy career by impersonating Vance. If only he was able to admit to himself that they have a similar appearance, but alas Pat thinks of himself as a muscular refined gentleman.

Hey @Jenna put in a good word for Pat over at SNL. I know they need a Vance impersonator.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Don’t worry guys the Couch thing didn’t stick but luckily we still have his Mountain Dew bomb

Does he love MowtenDoo or hate it. Justus Schrom needs to know.

his childless cat ladies comment

I need more "have sex incel" talk from a man with a shitty brown main order bride.

 

[Kinderman]

Does he love MowtenDoo or hate it. Justus Schrom needs to know.

I need more "have sex incel" talk from a man with a shitty brown main order bride.

Vance was actually convinced to option the rights to “Hillbilly Elegy” after a private viewing of Schrom’s “Express” trilogy.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Can someone please do a photoshop of what a bearded Rick would look like?

 

[goo gobbler]

there is something wrong the midwestern american physiognomy. they all look completely retarded. i worked with a guy from WI and his whole head and neck looked like a thumb protruding from his fat flabby torso with just a goatee outlining something resembling a face. he was disturbing to look at.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Can someone please do a photoshop of what a bearded Rick would look like?

She's the beard, ya see