"Nikki, put on your best yoga pants 'cause I'm taking you to Culver's!"

[RobertMewler]

He sold 22 last year.
The Ark is his best selling book. Only other title is Tridents Forge that is likely to have sold enough for royalties.
By that I mean sold more than a 1000 copies total.
Even then he has only just breached this and considering he sold 7 copies last year, is unlikely to amount to much..

Lunch is at the gumball machine outside culvers nikki-child.

Thanks for the stats. Has kiwi's Boston Brand posted a recent Nielsen ratings table on ol' Patso?

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Hello, pallets discarded by poor people down the street. Nice to see you. It's very satisfying to see the nails my dad gave me as a kid will finally get some use. But first I'll xeet about it!"

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If he was really a six figure author he would live in a better part of Milwaukee or in the suburbs. Instead we’re expected to believe he chooses to live in a neighborhood that’s one small step above a slum.

And believes he’s in a very desirable area that will become a major city.

 

[guest]

Good joke, Rick.

Back to obscurity with you!!

 

[Petworth dude]

Too bad for him he's banned from Hooligan's.

Do we have any evidence of this? Other than the fact that he hasn't posted any pictures of him in Hooli's for a loooong time (which is just circumstantial TBPHWY).

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Do we have any evidence of this? Other than the fact that he hasn't posted any pictures of him in Hooli's for a loooong time (which is just circumstantial TBPHWY).

According to that NBC News article it mentioned there was “bomb threat” there during a college game that of course Pat claimed is related to him for attention. I wonder if that made them tell Pat for the bar safety he has to stay away until the police / FBI catch who did it. Of course that person is Pat so it backfired on him so he had to find a new bar to bother. That or he lost his shit at MGMT for not arresting Dan live streaming and they told to LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN!