"Nikki, put on your best yoga pants 'cause I'm taking you to Culver's!"

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

 

[Sputnik]

He is desperate for attention with this. Pat may be an invalid but even he knows this will get fact checked and get him some of that sweet dopamine. This place really ruined him.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Any of his books selling well?

Not so.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

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I think he spends more on meatloaf than his royalty check. Thank God for him it arrived on a Monday though.

 

[CompoundBasement]

"Look at me, I'm making money!" Prove it, pennies on the dollar.

The "Hidden Replies" should always be the place people look first under this retard's posts.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Hey Boss! Look how much money my ideas are making for you!





"You haven't worked here for years and none of your stuff sells."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Successful authors don’t have to brag about their semi-annual royalty check. He’s bragging because he rarely ever makes any money. He brags about selling books at a con which is the whole point of him going to it so you know his sales are complete shit.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I think he spends more on meatloaf than his royalty check. Thank God for him it arrived on a Monday though.

Too bad for him he's banned from Hooligan's.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Him bragging about a royalty check is not only unprofessional but also about as dumb as bragging about getting a paycheck every two weeks like the majority of people. It’s one thing to talk about a royalty check from something you did years ago for ten cents but he’s trying to brag like he got some 6 figure check. No wonder so many have cut ties with him in the industry, everything he does is a bad look and unprofessional.

 

[Africa.com]

Every store that sells yoga pants should have an attendant that smacks fat girls on the hands when they pick out a pair and say "not for you"

 

[PorqueDealer]

He sold 22 last year.
The Ark is his best selling book. Only other title is Tridents Forge that is likely to have sold enough for royalties.
By that I mean sold more than a 1000 copies total.
Even then he has only just breached this and considering he sold 7 copies last year, is unlikely to amount to much..

Lunch is at the gumball machine outside culvers nikki-child.

 

[UnPRePared]

Sounds pretty far-fetched.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Every store that sells yoga pants should have an attendant that smacks fat girls on the hands when they pick out a pair and say "not for you"

I once worked an office job that they had to add yoga pants to the “not allowed” part of the dress code because this one fat girl kept wearing them and it stretched thin on her big fat ass to the point they were see through and enough people complained because they were getting grossed out at work.

 

[guest]

I think Stephen King tweeted something similar recently about getting a check for Salem's Lot

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hello, one paycheck a year.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I forgot all about Niki Robinson. I thought you were talking about Nikki Norton

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Nobody: ...

pat: But look, sometimes I make a paycheck just like a grown up!

 

[guest]

Nobody: ...

pat: But look, sometimes I make a paycheck just like a grown up!

You just know he makes a big deal out of cashing it in the bank, as if the bored middle-aged woman behind the counter doesn't do it a dozen times a day. "I'm just here to cash this. It's a check. For 1100 dollars. How do I want it? Hmm. Interesting question..."

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

1100 dollars

that's generous

 

[DanFielding]

If he was really a six figure author he would live in a better part of Milwaukee or in the suburbs. Instead we’re expected to believe he chooses to live in a neighborhood that’s one small step above a slum.