Nikki Norton's "I want a little dog".

[Jenna]

Jimmy needs to go to the shelter and find a sweet pitbull that needs a forever home, one of the "no other pets or small kids" pups.

It'll probably recognize Nikki as the pack leader and rip Jimmy's neck out when he twitches wrong.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Since someone shopped Nik with short hair and a beard, I can't unsee how much he looks like this American guy I used to work with. The guy's name was Colin. Simulation confirmed.

The tranny looks exactly like one of my best friends in drag. Since I noticed I like him less.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yep. Just one more thing to put distance between Fim and Viqueen. More affection and attention to another object other than Fim. Between the drugs/alcohol, credit card spending sprees, little dog, etc... Viqueen might as well still be in Norway with the calculated, deliberate distance created by all the stuff and things as opposed to actually having to be face to crown of warped dome, staring down at Fim's deformed, elongated alien skull and trying desperately to suppress the obsessive compulsive thoughts of breaking the $800 wine bottle and using the jagged edges to carve up an Ed Gein fantasy version of what (s)he truly wants Fim to be.

This freak doesn't want a dog to love it. It wants another expensive accessory for it's Paris Hilton LARP. The first time it chews up a pair of $300 womens sunglasses it's gonna get it's head twisted off.

 

[Hoolies]

The tranny looks exactly like one of my best friends in drag. Since I noticed I like him less.

He must've been freaked out too, no way you could properly tape down that big jewish-canadian cock on your first try. Why were you fellas crossdressing in the first place?

 

[Jizz]

I can totally see Jim booting a little dog across a room when he's pissed off not realizing how fragile they are. The kind of dog this tranny wants is probably the toy breed house-pisser kind too.

reminds me of the holy grail of O&A pest t shirts! Opie pulled these from market so they are rare.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He must've been freaked out too, no way you could properly tape down that big jewish-canadian cock on your first try. Why were you fellas crossdressing in the first place?

How dare you accuse me of being jewish on this, the day of my Lord and saviour's birth?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I can totally see Jim booting a little dog across a room when he's pissed off not realizing how fragile they are. The kind of dog this tranny wants is probably the toy breed house-pisser kind too.

Now Jim will have to pick up hot dog shit off NYC sidewalks lol