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Niki's Newspaper Days

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The articles themselves don't really underline Nikki as a lesbian: Seems like she's just talking about fag events and goings on back in the 00's, and that's it. She obviously still supports it enthusiastically, because both she and Patrick are on the Left, but I don't see anything here indicating that she was a lesbo or bi at one point. Unless I'm missing something?

Still hate her, though.
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Valid point.

However, of the 20 search results in the University DB, half of the matches were only because she was listed in the issue as the Classifieds Manager (she didn't have an article).

Most of the remaining half are perfunctory university announcements (e.g. some staff member's upcoming retirement, or a student/student group did something). The remaining handful are puff pieces promoting:
  • LGBT-whatever causes more than any other issue
  • Black issues
    • She went to a BLM march, but had to make it about LGBT because that's her (clam) jam.
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  • A couple about the very broad topic of the environment, but with a heavy focus on vegetarianism. Guess what? She's a vegetarian!
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    • Bonus sex-haver Pat:
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I think that it's a very reasonable assumption considering her articles, the recent "speak for yourself" interview moment, LGBT flag on her X profile, taking long trips with another woman and without her husband, and even gross Pat Koolaiding in like this:
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Of course she does the standard NPC virtue signaling, but her choices and always arcing it toward something that she herself is engenders subtext, in my opinion.

I don't give a shit that she's bi. I'm not gay, but I'm the resident lefty atheist whatever-the-fuck. I do think it's a very humorous thought that her bisexuality might be what makes Pat's bizarre blend of hyper-machismo and hyper-cuntiness tolerable--not to mention his somewhat...uhh...matronly physique.
 

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(phone posting, so bear with me)

Valid point.

However, of the 20 search results in the University DB, half of the matches were only because she was listed in the issue as the Classifieds Manager (she didn't have an article).

Most of the remaining half are perfunctory university announcements (e.g. some staff member's upcoming retirement, or a student/student group did something). The remaining handful are puff pieces promoting:

I think that it's a very reasonable assumption considering her articles, the recent "speak for yourself" interview moment, LGBT flag on her X profile, taking long trips with another woman and without her husband, and even gross Pat Koolaiding in like this:
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Of course she does the standard NPC virtue signaling, but her choices and always arcing it toward something that she herself is engenders subtext, in my opinion.

I don't give a shit that she's bi. I'm not gay, but I'm the resident lefty atheist whatever-the-fuck. I do think it's a very humorous thought that her bisexuality might be what makes Pat's bizarre blend of hyper-machismo and hyper-cuntiness tolerable--not to mention his somewhat...uhh...matronly physique.
I still have this suspicion that Pat gets paid to be resistance twitter, which would explain his depressed-seaming Facebook posts And why he got so heavy in this shit from what appears to be the timeline of pig and his 2nd better wife hooking up
 

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I still have this suspicion that Pat gets paid to be resistance twitter, which would explain his depressed-seaming Facebook posts And why he got so heavy in this shit from what appears to be the timeline of pig and his 2nd better wife hooking up
You very well could be right. I have a theory about how Niki makes money through Pat in my next thread (it's not by being his caretaker, though that wouldn't exactly surprise me)

I intend to put forth the radical theory that Patrick is an even more useless, parasitical pile of crap than previously thought.
 

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You very well could be right. I have a theory about how Niki makes money through Pat in my next thread (it's not by being his caretaker, though that wouldn't exactly surprise me)

I intend to put forth the radical theory that Patrick is an even more useless, parasitical pile of crap than previously thought.
Is it connected to his DuoLingo ads he posts? It's obvious he isn't doing that out of the goodwill of his heart
 

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There's bowls of that shit at the host stands at Indian restaurants. Maybe not the ones in gas stations I guess
lol my local street-shitter supermarket has aisles filled to the brim with food items from that Swad brand for dirt cheap. I buy all of my spices from there because they’re decent quality and a fraction of the price. You get a giant bag of turmeric for a few bucks while the Jewish markets will charge you $10 per ounce because the rubes like Patrick think it’s some miracle “superfood” spice.
 

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That is Jen Huber. Niki's former employee at Posts by Ghost and (much to Mama Robinson's chagrin) her lesbian lover.

They went on a trip to India together for weeks which is apparently a very popular lesbian destination.


Pat coped so hard that he was left out of the trip so he made up a story about Niki getting him candy as a souvenir. Stupid forgot to remove the sticker showing the local store in Milwaukee where it was bought.

Jesus, you aren't kidding. It's just a 5 minute drive away.

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So fucking typical of Rick to buy something from the next street over and claim it's the most exotic thing ever, was handpicked for him and travelled many thousands of miles to reach the hovel. Never change, you fat laughingstock.

I intend to put forth the radical theory that Patrick is an even more useless, parasitical pile of crap than previously thought.

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