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Adrienne is the "beautiful, fun woman you want to spend your life with."
Niki is the "weird, unattractive frump you marry because you have existential dread of dying alone."
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Niki's burgundy wedding dress
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Niki is the "weird, unattractive frump you marry because you have existential dread of dying alone."
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The fact that he doesn't get more shit about this proves that there aren't any normal women in his circle, just cat ladies and trannies. He's literally saying that he can do what he wants with his wife's body whenever he wants, just because he's married.
Of course, this is the same faggot who pretended to be too evolved and civilized to stop his wife from sitting on another man's lap, when he's really just a confrontation-avoiding pussy.
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Word around town is Nikki has EATEN a lot of box in that dress. More than you or I could shake a fist as. Speaking of fisting…
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She did her hair like Superfly Jimmy SnukaSecond, better wife:
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I'm not really sure a mic stand in a coffee roaster's qualifies as an "altar".
And yes, that's Niki's mom in a black mourning dress sitting uncomfortably in the metal, industrial chair.
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That's the awkward face you make in an elevator when you see someone that you interact with non-verbally on a daily basis but do not know their name or anything about them. "Derp, looks like I'm getting married to this guy. Oh well."
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For a woman that needs all the help she can get, she picked the most unflattering thing possible. A completely shapeless sack. It couldn't have cost much so I guess that's something.
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Patrick ordered a Flat WhiteI'm not really sure a mic stand in a coffee roaster's qualifies as an "altar".
And yes, that's Niki's mom in a black mourning dress sitting uncomfortably in the metal, industrial chair.
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"I bet you're wondering how I got here...."
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I think she's looking at him with that "alright here we go!"
Little did she know it was the moment her life would start going downhill in a way she never could have guessed.
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"You are cordially invited to the civil partnership union of Niki Gertrude Robinson and Patrick Sean Tomlinson at Beanz Coffee and Sandwich Shop on May 18th at 2.30 p.m.I'm not really sure a mic stand in a coffee roaster's qualifies as an "altar".
And yes, that's Niki's mom in a black mourning dress sitting uncomfortably in the metal, industrial chair.
Dress code - smart/casual.
Gifts - CASH ONLY.
p.s. Bring your own chair."
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I wouldn't show up. I'd just tell her "look, if you're not going to take this seriously, than neither am I"
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Nicki has vaginosis. This pic proves it.
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Fat does look like he's about to puke. I always thought it was because he was internally comparing what might have been (Ade) with what he ended up with (Drinky) but foul cunt odour might well be the cause.
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She’s thinking “well, it can’t get any worse. The only way is up! haha...”
Little did she know that just a few years later, this fat imbecile would completely ruin them by suing the internet for calling him fat.
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The Bull got a front row seat