Niki's burgundy wedding dress

[captain_kamala]

What an ugly fat dummy

If my daughter wore that I would be sooo disappointed

 

[UnPRePared]

Was it burgundy, or did she just stain the whole thing in an Amber-colored beer?

I'm saying she's a drunk like her "roommate".

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

She was on her period. No naughty time for Pig.

 

[captain_kamala]

She was on her period. No naughty time for Pig.

he gets it whenever he wants it, child.

 

[guest]

Was it burgundy, or did she just stain the whole thing in an Amber-colored beer?

I'm saying she's a drunk like her "roommate".

Might have to workshop that one a bit, Ray

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

he gets it whenever he wants it, child.

I forgot she loves his little peeny.

 

[UnPRePared]

Might have to workshop that one a bit, Ray

Fuck you're right.

Last night ran late and I'm on fumes today. They're gonna ban me from the Cellar Table, for sure.

 

[DanFielding]

I’ll bet his arteries are so clogged he can only get it up a couple of times a month.

 

[captain_kamala]

I’ll bet his arteries are so clogged he can only get it up a couple of times a month.

the blood pressure meds will do that to you

 

[peckafacce]

What an ugly fat dummy

If my daughter wore that I would be sooo disappointed

Everything about Nikis life has been a disappointment. Especially when compared to the rest of her family. They are just happy she is "married" to a "man"

 

[RobertMewler]

Second, better wife:

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It’s shameful but if she wore white, with her giant fat lard arms, disgusting fat husband and embarrassing wedding location, I think it’d be worse. She dressed it down as far as she could go before it was just sweats and a hoodie because she knew she looks like a fucking mess. Bitch wore a bridesmaid dress to her own wedding. Self-esteem was nowhere to be found.

 

[RobertMewler]

Port wine red. That's our Drinky!

 

[42069]

Port wine red. That's our Drinky!

Every parents dream is to see their little girl walk down the aisle in a non white dress

 

[fusciasomething]

I looks like she's full of farts (someone else's) and about to explode

 

[guest]

Second, better wife:

Nice pelican neck, cunt.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

What an ugly fat dummy

If my daughter wore that I would be sooo disappointed

I think I'd be too depressed that my daughter was marrying a giant alcoholic toddler to even notice her wardrobe

 

[guest]

Niki forfeited a White Wedding dress the first day she got her box fumigated with what she colloquially calls "Dat Afrikan Smoke"...

 

[potatopeeler63]

Second, better wife:

Niki isn’t tangenially attractive in any sense of the word.
The sexual tension between jon and ade however, is palpable.

her instinctual mating traits: the seductive smile, her perky breasts (with all due respect);
She’s begging to be impregnated by an alpha male.
and jon whispers in her ear, that he will in fact give her that seed.

her clit is probably throbbing in that picture, jon is half-mast as he’s ready to start a family with his pure, better wife.
Likely, within two minutes of the picture they went to some bathroom stall as they couldnt control their lust and ade put his throbbing member in her tight, soaking wet cunt.
He cums deep inside her, but only after she came 3x.
he has to muffle her mouth to stop her screams of pleasure from being heard in the reception room.

a few hundred miles away, pat is on his seventh miller lite and tweeting on his piss couch while niki is in a xanax induced daze getting tinder messages from jamal.

everything worked out for the best.

 

[N64 Cube]

Second, better wife:

Picture on the left: Shitty amateur-done picture of a girl who looks like she just rolled out of bed 20 minutes before the picture was taken
Picture on right- professionally and artistically done photograph of a woman whose dress/hair/makeup is perfect