Niki was in her mid-30s when he wrote this.

[Snake]

Chinless refrigerator bodied bulldyke.

Nice liquid stool coffee, you big fat pig.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Chinless refrigerator bodied bulldyke.

Nice liquid stool coffee, you big fat pig.

I like her fawkin tits tho to be perfectly honest witcha

 

[Snake]

I like her fawkin tits tho to be perfectly honest witcha

Eh. They never looked normal to me. She's got them on the sides but it looks like there's nothing on the bottom and middle. Maybe it's something to do with her John Wayne barrel chest.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

That doesn’t even make sense.
he just saw his eggs were dry and shoehorned a dry ovaries hack joke for twitter likes because he’s a white trash rube who uses pam spray and not coconut/olive oil

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Disgusting slop, could be spruced up with a helping of plantains

 

[Will Tate]

Is he retarded?

Pants-shittingly so, yes. Fat, too.

 

[Snake]

Disgusting slop, could be spruced up with a helping of plantains

Cinnamon sticks, chowlld.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Dry would be an improvement. In his set that he did in that weird glass building with the traffic whizzing by behind him, was performed to near dead silence. I head a cough. That was it.

That is my favorite one. Not even pity laughs just dead silent. You can hear his blood pressure rise out of embarrassment. No wonder they never asked him to return and had to lie that there wasnt a show so he wouldnt show up.

 

[EraGodless]

That is my favorite one. Not even pity laughs just dead silent. You can hear his blood pressure rise out of embarrassment. No wonder they never asked him to return and had to lie that there wasnt a show so he wouldnt show up.

If he wasn't a complete contemptible asshole, I would have felt or feel bad for him. I've gone to a decent amount of open mics, and I've never seen or heard a crowd that was dead silent. It was so quiet and awkward, that I thought one of the pests edited it out the sound of the audience reaction. Nope. That was just Pat bombing on a Dresden level.

 

[HoraceStanker]

I like her fawkin tits tho to be perfectly honest witcha

I wouldn’t mind holding them while I wait for my Starbucks order to come up. I get my coffee black, so we’re not talking a long term commitment.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Was that tweet the day Cumia got fired from Sirius?

 

[Mike Glyer]

That doesn’t even make sense.
he just saw his eggs were dry and shoehorned a dry ovaries hack joke for twitter likes because he’s a white trash rube who uses pam spray and not coconut/olive oil

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Everything about his food pictures annoy me. The food always looks like shit. There is always a purposefully placed nerd item. He adjusted that cup *just so* for the perfect stormtrooper angle. He has a Star Wars art book for Christ's sake.

He does this shit every single day for 4-8 likes a piece.

 

[Raymond]

Isn't that tweet performatively cruel?

 

[Udders]

Everything about his food pictures annoy me. The food always looks like shit. There is always a purposefully placed nerd item. He adjusted that cup *just so* for the perfect stormtrooper angle. He has a Star Wars art book for Christ's sake.

He does this shit every single day for 4-8 likes a piece.

Don't forget, coffee bothers special boys tummy so thats tea that he dumped God knows what into to turn it that color. And eating on the coffee table and fart couch like a child.

 

[Phish]

Don't forget, coffee bothers special boys tummy so thats tea that he dumped God knows what into to turn it that color. And eating on the coffee table and fart couch like a child.

Milk and honey for mama Ravens special little boys tum tum

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

is that greasy dyke wearing fucking goggles on her head

She's the Red Barren

(a side benefit about forums occasionally getting deleted is you can bring back some old jokes for a nice Tomlinson-style Double-dip)

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

She's the Red Barren

(a side benefit about forums occasionally getting deleted is you can bring back some old jokes for a nice Tomlinson-style Double-dip)

double

diiiiiiiiiip

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That doesn’t even make sense.
he just saw his eggs were dry and shoehorned a dry ovaries hack joke for twitter likes because he’s a white trash rube who uses pam spray and not coconut/olive oil

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#amreading