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Niki Robinson found on Tinder using an alias!
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This picture made me laugh immediately. It's like he's in on all of it. He knows. He's doing the greatest fuckin Kaufman bit in history. He's in on it. Fucking genius.
Or that. Either one.
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Damn I want to meet Janna not gonna lie
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Is a Wisconsin 9 supposed to be like 4 everywhere else? I've never been.
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I've never been either, but I would assume it's around a 5-6 everywhere else.
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I think real Nikki has a hard ceiling of 6 that is getting harder to conceive of every year that passes.
She would need to lose 30+lbs, start working out, fix her teeth, do something with her hair, and dress like a functioning adult.
For someone in the PatPack, that’s near impossible.
She would need to lose 30+lbs, start working out, fix her teeth, do something with her hair, and dress like a functioning adult.
For someone in the PatPack, that’s near impossible.
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Remove it with a toe trigger attachment...
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Nice cow fur hair, you fat queen.
Patrick's unearned smug superiority while playing with toy dinosaurs at 40 makes one want to beat him until he has whatever Ricky Berwick got.
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Niki is an LA -4 so I guess adjust accordingly.
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The ship has sailed...she's in her 40's know and the frump lifestyle is probably irreversible at this point. Her ugliness comes more from her shit lifestyle than physical attributes. She puts no effort into her appearance.
If 10 years ago she quit drinking, kept a clean diet, learned how to use make up, some nice perfume, straightened her hair and had a strong workout routine she could be alright, at best...probably a normal average looking plain Jane broad but good enough to find a bald fat man like Jon Snyder to take care of her and dump some kids into her snatch, not make her manic depressive or 100k in debt.
If she spent her adult life doing cardio, sit ups, and squats as much as she did drinking and babysitting Rick she would probably have a legit dumper on her by this point.
I'm sure she doesn't regret any of her choices, though.