Niki pays the bills

[SFWA liaison]

Where did that no bank account thing come from, again? I forgot the details, but I think I remember that there was some dispute about it. Maybe Hoolie's cashes his $.85 royalty checks for him.

don't know the origin but he does have one bank account. It's on his PPP welfare info and he showed the card in his wallet on some tweet picture

it's true he makes no political contributions and Niki does (to AOC)

He's not allowed to manage money it seems, she even buys him his toys (aka prezzies)

 

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[Meownaw]

But who pays the bulls?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

But who pays the bulls?

Johnson works it off "in trade".

 

[MonsterSteve]

She pays for everything. He literally lives rent free. They treat him like a retard who once in a while gets a few bucks from selling a book and treats it like allowance.

 

[Dog Eater]

Whats the deal with that?

Fees for beard services rendered.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She pays for everything. He literally lives rent free. They treat him like a retard who once in a while gets a few bucks from selling a book and treats it like allowance.

Pat has forever been a leach, his last wife had to get him a job at her company because he couldn’t get his own job. I think he even mentioned how they drove to work together because he couldn’t be trusted to get to work on time and needed his “wife” to tell him to get out of bed like a kid that doesn’t want to go to school. We saw how many days of school he missed and he’s always complaining about how getting up early for anything is cruel and evil.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I opened my first savings account at 8 years old.
Bank gave me a little plastic piggy bank

My point is pat is a fat loser with no money.

I've been poor. I grew up poor. I learned at an early age to do without.
Money doesn't equal blah blah blah.
Still, work for your food, home, loved ones and, at the very least, utilities.

My point is pat is a fat loser with no money.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

With Fatrick's 220 credit score*, the only way he'd get power in the hovel is to rig an extension cord from next door.


*It's bad when your credit score is lower than your cholesterol and weight

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

With Fatrick's 220 credit score*, the only way he'd get power in the hovel is to rig an extension cord from next door.


*It's bad when your credit score is lower than your cholesterol and weight

Don’t forget Pat has oinked many times how credit scores are racist, oppressive, evil, etc.

Of course he also makes sure to tell people he has something like 750-800 credit score because he’s so successful and responsible. Only people with shit credit scores complain about credit scores are and say they are racist, bullshit, etc.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Niki pays for everything in the household because she is writing it all off as business expenses. She switched her business from an office to the half hovel during COVID. They used to have tenants, but then suspiciously, in the middle of COVID, they evicted the tenants and started using the half hovel for Posts By Ghost. This allows them to claim half the house and any associated expenses (electricity, new fridge, upkeep) as business expenses to cheat on their taxes. Lock them up.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Niki pays for everything in the household because she is writing it all off as business expenses. She switched her business from an office to the half hovel during COVID. They used to have tenants, but then suspiciously, in the middle of COVID, they evicted the tenants and started using the half hovel for Posts By Ghost. This allows them to claim half the house and any associated expenses (electricity, new fridge, upkeep) as business expenses to cheat on their taxes. Lock them up.

You’re right, it was shortly after they kicked the tenants they went on a furniture shopping spree. Pat made it look like they “upgraded” their current home but it was for the new home office floor of Posts By Ghosts.

 

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Don’t forget Pat has oinked many times how credit scores are racist, oppressive, evil, etc.

He's also been oinking lately about how "the stlakers" have stolen his SSN and are trying to open credit cards and loans in his name. Setting the back story in case his shitty credit score ever comes out or his card gets declined at the bar during a con.