Niki pays the bills

[RoTheHo69]

When I searched we-energies to check the outage status on niki's property using niki's number (https://www.we-energies.com/OutageManagement/Status/CurrentOutage) it shows she's the one paying the electric bill for both halves of the half-houses.

When I searched using pat's number:

Whats the deal with that?

 

[guest]

This is just annoying. How has he not killed himself yet?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat doesn’t even have a bank account and I’m sure doesn’t have the best history with paying utility bills. More proof Niki is his care giver and he is marked disability and getting benefits.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I really think the only reason Niki hasn’t left is because she will have to pay Pat alimony. Pat knows how divorce works and was able to avoid paying child support so you know he’s told her she will have to pay him if she wants to divorce.

 

[guest]

I really think the only reason Niki hasn’t left is because she will have to pay Pat alimony. Pat knows how divorce works and was able to avoid paying child support so you know he’s told her she will have to pay him if she wants to divorce.

Nik would have to pay “child”ing support.

 

[NigelCumia]

This whole con scam is a grift to do nerd shit and eat exciting new slop under the guise of work. Nikki has to know this.

 

[HeyItsVos]

This whole con scam is a grift to do nerd shit and eat exciting new slop under the guise or work. Nikki has to know this.

Probably just happy to have him out of the house.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Pat doesn’t even have a bank account and I’m sure doesn’t have the best history with paying utility bills. More proof Niki is his care giver and he is marked disability and getting benefits.

Where did that no bank account thing come from, again? I forgot the details, but I think I remember that there was some dispute about it. Maybe Hoolie's cashes his $.85 royalty checks for him.

 

[guest]

Where did that no bank account thing come from, again? I forgot the details, but I think I remember that there was some dispute about it. Maybe Hoolie's cashes his $.85 royalty checks for him.

I said it only half-jokingly and it stuck. He probably doesn't though.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

I said it only half-jokingly and it stuck. He probably doesn't though.

I thought it might be one of those "I am not a pedophile" type things. Joe brought up being accused of pedophilia three times and a joke about that took hold, but the truth is that he never denied it.

The child spit thing is 100% true though

 

[stealthygeek]

Where did that no bank account thing come from, again? I forgot the details, but I think I remember that there was some dispute about it. Maybe Hoolie's cashes his $.85 royalty checks for him.

Not 100% sure but I think it was because only Niki donated to the Hooligan's postfire GoFundMe.

 

[RobertMewler]

He can't have bills in his name, it makes it easier for creditors to hound him if he does.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Lynne (Mama Robin) had this arrangement but at least the husband took the kids to school and whatnot

Niki has all the burden of being the breadwinner just for pat to clean the half a house (in a maid uniform, some have speculated) and cook for two

and we've seen his dusty tables many times, he's not a good maid

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Nik would have to pay “child”ing support.

Found Ooga's account

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Probably just happy to have him out of the house.

That’s the best part, he goes to another city and gets a hotel room and she stays home. THIS IS GOING GREAT!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Not 100% sure but I think it was because only Niki donated to the Hooligan's postfire GoFundMe.

Also any political donations he’s mentioned making were only in her name. You can’t find his name donating to any go fund me / political campaigns / etc.

 

[patrick is fat]

This whole con scam is a grift to do nerd shit and eat exciting new slop under the guise of work. Nikki has to know this.

no stlaker, he sold enough books to improve the fuel efficiency of his v6. he sells so many books at these things, he doesn't even count them anymore. he weighs them. sorry you're so cripplingly stupid.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I really think the only reason Niki hasn’t left is because she will have to pay Pat alimony. Pat knows how divorce works and was able to avoid paying child support so you know he’s told her she will have to pay him if she wants to divorce.

NIKKI, THREATEN TO MURDER THE BABY IN PAT'S BELLY!!

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Probably just happy to have him out of the house.

Oh no he didn't take her? Nice sham marriage, stupid

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He can't have bills in his name, it makes it easier for creditors to hound him if he does.

An honorable way to live for a 42 year old man.

Probably just happy to have him out of the house.

I imagine the second she sees him disappear down the road she lets out a huge sigh of relief and then immediately starts diddling her cunt to lesbian porn.